For a man to have a breast
That looks and feels quite real,
Can be a big dilema
And become a major deal.
I thought I'd buy a breastform,
so I ordered me a book.
Three hundred dollars for a breast ?
These people are all crooks !
So I tried some socks, and baloons with air.
The water filled worked best.
But when I had a rupture,
It really made a mess !
A friend told me that I should buy
a pair of knee high hose,
And fill them up with birdseed.
He was sure I would like those !
After hours of picking out those
of the wrong size,
I finally had my birdseed breast.
I could not believe my eyes !
The weight was right, the size was right,
They were not cold or wet.
The nipple formed by tying the knot,
was as close as you could get.
I know that most of you will think
it's the strangest thing you've heard.
I really like my birdseed breast ........
But I have a fear of birds !!!
Mandi Sue Attheart