The shouts rang out from east to west,
Paul Bunyon liked to wear a dress!
And when he dressed up like a dame,
He said that "Paula" was his name
He shaved his legs with a twin blade axe.
There was just too much hair there to wax.
His stockings were made from real fish nets,
And railroad ties formed his barrets.
He peirced his ears with a mining drill,
And wore earrings made of tempered steel.
But perhaps the hardest part of all
Was how the man could fill a bra!
Made with sap from rubber trees,
Water baloons his breast would be.
To see him swing an axe with might
While wearing a dresss was quite a sight.
But one day while out chopping wood,
A giant splinter did protrude.
It poked pour Paula in the breast.
The breast exploded -- oh what a mess!
The proof of this we all can see.
It's how lake Erie came to be!
* Mandi Sue Attheart copyright 1999 http://www.oocities.org/WestHollywood/Parade/