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WELCOME EVERYONE!
Hello and welcome to my web-site.
My name's Amanda. You can
call me Amanda.
I have long blond hair, big
blue eyes, full lips and wear a lot of makeup.
My chest is bigger then my hips so I cant stand.
I'm mostly made out of plastic and my boyfriend Ken LOVES it.
That's right, I'm Barbie.
And I'm here to tell you about how my beauty and perfect body is turning the world sexist. I believe that they should make us more thicker and not wear make up at all. Actually... I admit to it all!
I'm sick of the plastic surgery and children worshiping me and changing my clothes! Pulling out my hair and exploiting my body just for them to get depressed and commit suicide 'cause they want to be just like me!!
WHY ME?!?!
OH THE HORROR!!
SOMEONE! Help meeeeeee!
(You hear pathetic little screeches)
(You hear feet running against gravel)
(The running stops)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*SPLASH*
(You hear bubble popping)
**2 hours later**
"Hello and this is C.B.C. News. I'm standing here were our beloved Barbie plummeted to her death when she ran off a cliff. This just in, Barbie was running towards the man in the light house and she didn't realize the ground stopped. Around this cliff we can see all of Barbie's family. Ken, ken's brother, her daughter, her other daughter, and about 5 of her other kids and her 10 pets. We will all mourn the death of our beloved plastic role model until the end of time. Thank you. Ruben San Hudson, Kalona.''
This page was last updated on 06/16/03.
