Bohemic Farts in D
(bohemic rhapsody - queen)

is this song real life?
or is just fantasy?
caught in the crap side
of this stupid reality.
open your thighs
look up to the skies and pee.

i'm just a piss boy
i get no sympathy.
because i'm easy come easy go
little high little low.
anyway the wind blows
dosent matter if it splatters on me
on me

My Ma
just killed a man
put her bum against his head
cocked her leg now the bastards dead
Mamma
life threatning with her bum
and now shes gone and blown em all away

Mamma! pOooohhh
didn't mean to make them die
i hope the stench has gone this time tomorrow
it just Carrys on carry ons
as if fresh air never matters
Too late
her bum has broken wind
sends shivers down my spine
ground is quaking all the time
Good bye everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you to her behind and face the truth

Mamma! pOoooohhh (anyway the wind blows)
i don't wanna die
sometimes wish i'd never been born at all

I see a little silowetto of a man
piss a wush pissa wush
will you hold it straight you wanko
thunderbolt and lightning
very very frighting piss
Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao fill it it!
pissing o o o o o

i'm just a piss boy
nobody loves me
he's just a piss boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his mommys rectomy

easy come easy go will you let me go?
Makes me laugh no!
we will not let you go
Let him go!
Makes me laugh
we will not let you go
Let him go!
Makes me laugh
we will not let you go
Let me go!
will not let you go
let me go!
will not let you go
let me go o o o
no no no no no no no!

o Mamma mia Mamma mia
Mamma mia let me go
Beelzebub has a dead cat put in her ass for me for me for me

So you think you can aim it at me and shit in my eye?
So you think you can stench me and leave me to die?
Oh noway
can't do this to me lady
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here

Oooooo
oh yea
oh yea

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
nothing really matters
no one really gives a shit about me

anyway the wind blows

(pissing in bucket sound effect)
qiot
fly zip's up



Shes a whore im glad aint mine

(sweet child o mine) - Guns n roses

I KNOW A WOMAN THATS FACE SEEMS TO ME
LIKE 2 PEICES OF SHIT WRAPPED IN CHEESE
AND IF I EVER SAW HER BOX
ID PROBABBLY BREAK DOWN AND DIE
HER CRACK IS AS FRESH AS THE MOLD IN HER THIGHS

NOW AND AGAIN IF I SEE HER FACE
WHILE SHES BOBBIN UP AND DOWN IN HER SPECHIAL PLACE
ITS SO DAMN SCARY IF I STARED TO LONG
ID EITHER CRY OR JUST GO BLIND

OHHHH NOOOOO
THE FAT UGLEY WHORE AINT MINE

LEGEND HAS IT SHE ONCE HAD THIGHS
THAT MADE A PREACHER SIT UP, BEG AND CRY
BUT IT MUSTVE BEEN A LONG TIME AGO
CAUSE I COULD VEIW A MOVIE ON HER REAR BEHIND

HER FACE REMINDS ME OF A WALLRUSSES ARSE
I JUST WANNA HIDE AND TAKE MY CHANCE
AND PRAY THE FAT BITCHS UNDERPANTS
WILL PASS ME BYE


12 DAYS OF XXXMAS


on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a bong in a marjuwana tree
on the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
2 guys to buy my bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 3rd day of christmas my truelove sent to me
3 more cones & a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 4th day of christmas my true love sent to me
4 coppers to see if i had a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave the cops
my 5 golden bongs
4 used cones, 3 roled joints and the bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 6th day of christmas the bitch told the cops about the bongs in the marjuana trees
so i fled out the country
on the 7th day of christmas i was in anouther state
so i delt some bongs in marajuwana trees to me new mates
on the 8th day of christmas my true love found me
so i gave her a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 9th day of christmas my true love told me
she was a cop shes no longer living
on the 10th day of christmas the cops were again on to me
so i yet again fled that cuntry
on the 11th day od christmas they found my true love
deliveed pacel post, with 3 dead hens 2 turtle dovesand a bong stuck up her gum tree
on the 12th day of christmas we desided this buisness wasnt for me
so me and santa r dealing speed


 

one hand
(one hand) alanis morrisete

IM PISSED,BUT IM SOBAR
IM FUCKED BUT IM A VIRGIN
IM GAY ,BUT IM STRAIGHT YEAH

IM DIRTY, BUT IM CLEAN
IM FREE, BUT IM EXPENSIVE
IM COLD, BUT IM ON FIRE

CAUSE I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET
AND THE OTHER ONES DOWN YOUR JUMPER
AND A FIRM GRIP ON YOUR ARSE
AND THE OTHER IS HALF WAY UP MY ASS
AND THE OTHER IS DOWN YOUR FROCK

IVE GOT ONE HAND ON MY COCK
AND THE OTHER IS DOWN YOUR FROCK

IVE GOT ONE HAND DOWN YOUR TROUSERS
AND THE OTHER WRAPPED ROUND MY COCK

I give mouth but not head!



CROYDON

(poison) Alice Cooper

YOUR CRUEL
YOU DIKES
HAIRY BEASTS
ON BIKES
ONE LOOK
COULD KILL
MY PAIN
YOUR THRILL

I WANNA ROOT YA
BUT IM NOT A LOUDA TOUCH
ID LIKE TO FUCK YOU
BUT YOUD SQUASH ME IN YOUR TRUCK
ID ENJOY LA LICK FROM YOU
BUT YOUR PUSSYS ALLREADY STUFFED
I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU

BUT YOUR JUST A DIKE FROM CROYDON

DEISEL DIKE LIKE TRAINS


 

SPRAY AND WIPE
Australian TV commercial theme parody

got a call from mr flondom
hes bringing rounf the condoms
the kitchen was a fright
from the massive fuck last night
had to fuck her quickly
but the surface was to sticky
so we used spray and wipe all purpose
and fucked on every surface

spray and wipes a breeze
cause it cuts through the aids deseese
my injection was a perfection
in it i could see me own reflection
say thank you to spray and wipe


 

Misses CUNT
(MR ED)

a cunt is a cunt of course of course
but no one can talk to a cunt of course
unless of coarse the cunts of coarse
is the infamous Loosy cunt

go right to the sorce and taste there sauce
theyll give you the flavor you indorse
and thats why we call them the tasty loose cunts

a tampon wont talk of coarse of coarse
because there stuck up cunts of coarse
so dont try to crack onto one
because there already on crack in there


 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Arsholes
(TMNT)

teenage mutant ninja arseholes
teenage mutant ninja arseholes
there the worlds most smelliest ninja team
there heros who are arseholes and there mean

when the evil prawns attack
these rectom boyts dont cut no slack "hey arseholes were prepaired to pay ya""
(yeah but well cut the cheese) "arsehole ol fun will you consider farten for australia"

anul juice tought them to be a butthole team
hes a spattical crack(fart)

anal fuckers unclean
butthole plug farts after beans
rear clog is rude and crude(fffffffaaaaaarrrrrtttttt)
and major arsehole is a party dude

heros with fart power
terd power


 

TESTIE BOYS
(womans leage theme song thing for baseball)

we are the testie boys from your own lawn
we are many from near and far
we do what we want because we can
from fun and games to floggin trams

we are the testie boyz from the usa
and some from the uk
all over the world we will go
all except mexico

were live is quite unique
we might be right in your own antiqes
we swim in you kitchern sink
we slide in toilets to cause a stink

were currently living in reginal melbourne
we do not like molley meldrum
we'd have ripped his off but we didnt like the smell'ov'em
thats a day in the lif of a testie boy


 

CRACKED A FAT IN THE STABLE
(CATS IN THE CRADLE)ugly kid joe

cracked a fat in the stable(cats in the cradle)

debbie arived just the other day
so much like a man i just have to say
she said can you get me a discount a jenny craig
i said no i cant she said thats ok

and she grew fatter , her bust size grew
she was almost the size of a hot airballon
but i could still cop a fat over you
id like to fuck the obesce you

and debbie ate the cats in the cradle
with a silver spoon
little boy blue got eaten too
she shoved a spoon up herself
and made me get down and take a wiff
it smelled like fish and piss36+

CRACKED A FAT IN THE STABLE
AND HUNG A MOON
BLEW OFF A
FANTASTIC TUNE

WHEN THEY COME TOO
THEY ALL WHERE SCARED
HOW DID THAT SMELL COME FROM THERE?
WE REALLY WHERE SHIT SCARED



HEAD
(legs) ZZ-Top-less

she gives head
boy does she do it
she gives head
and then i screw her


STAIRWAY TO 7'11
(Stairway to heaven - led zepplin)

THERES A LADY I KNOW , WHO IM SHORE SHE BLOWS
AND SHES OUT FRONT OF 7'11
WHEN SHE GETS PAID YOU GO
DOWSN THE HOES ROAD
AND SHELL SUCK YOU TILL YOU BLOW

WHEN SHE OPENS UP WIDE, YOU PLACE YOURSELF INSIDE
AND SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE
JUST LIKE THE 7'11 HOURS, SHES OPEN 24 HOURS
BUT HER SLURPEES SOMTIMES GO SOUR

BUT DONT TRY TO LEAVE, WITH OUT PAYING A TIP
OR THE NEXT TIME SHELL BITE INTO YOU DICK


CAUSE THERES A WHORE JUST DOWN THE ROAD
SHES A MOLE BUT LEAST SHE BLOWS
PAY UP FRONT AND SHELL REVEAL HER CUNT
ONLY $2 SHELL MAKE YOU GRUNT

AND SHE WORKS OUT THE FRON OF 7'11


 

DEAD OR ALIVE
(bon jovi)

It's all the same, only the faces change
Everyday it seems there wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night
Just to feel like home

I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or alive
Want them dead or alive

death beds they sleep, cold hardend meat
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone you dig em up and ingnore the stink

I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or alive
Want them dead or alive

I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or alive
Want them dead or alive

I walk these streets, a loaded six dead cracks
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not take em back
I been everywhere, still I'm standing tall
I've seen a million graves
And I've fucked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i fuck them dead or alive
I'm a cowboy, I got the shovel by my side
i fuck them dead or alive
Fuck them dead or alive


 

BEST SLAB OF MY LIFE (Summer of 69ers)
(summer of 69)- brian adams

I got my first real six-pac
Bought it sobar at the time
drank em quick and they hit head
soon enough we engaged in a 69er

Me and some guys from school
Had a boner and we were rock hard
jilly quit but we saw jodys fanny
we hadda orgy in her car
Oh when I look back now
we could have gang banged forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - id get pissed and fuck her again
Those were the best slabs of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at drive thru
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you felt like spewin forever
Oh and when you held my dick in your hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best slabs of my life

Back it up with a 69

Man we were drinking all the time
drunk kids fucking em selves silly
We neededno more wine
but guess i couldnt hold it up forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at every one ive fucked and gone
Sometimes when I play with my self somdays
I think about ya ,wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would drink and fuck forever
Oh the way you held me with one hand
i soon blew and chucked as well
Those were the best slabs of my life

backed her up with a 69er



Looks like the wall behind kirk has more brains

(Smells like teen spirit - nirvana)

LOAD UP ON DRUGS, AND KILL YOUR SELF
TAKE A BATH, LOAD UP THE GUN
PULL THE TRIGGER, AND LET YOUR BRAINS RUN

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO BRAINS
SEE THEM, SEE THEM ,SEE THEM DRIP DOWN THE DRAIN

KIRK COBAIN HAS NO BRAINS
BECAUSE HE WAS INSANE
COURTNEY LOVE COPPPED THE BLAME
NOW AINT THAT JUST A SHAME

NOW TO ME ITS A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT
THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME SICK
DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A SMALL DICK?

I NEVER LIKED NIRVANA 1 BIT
NO I DIDNT, NO I DIDNT, NO I DIDNT

KIRK COBAIN BLEW OUT HIS BRAINS
COURTNEY LOVE COPPED THE BLAME
BUT I THINK HE WAS JUST INSANE
BUT ALL IN ALL ITS JUST THE SAME

NIRVANA SUX
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK
WHEN YOUR A LAME
AND INSANE
AND THE WALL BEHIND YOU HAS MORE BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NOW HOLES A BAND FILLED WITH MOLES
DIKES AND A COUPLE OF TROLLS
AND THEY HAD ONLY ONE GOAL
THEYD SUCK AFTER KIRKS DEMOLE

QUITE FRANKLY IT SMELLS LIKE TEEN SHIT
I DONT CARE WHO CUMS AS THEY ARE
AND THIS AINT ABOUT THE GIRL
ACTUALL COURTNEYS LOOKS MAKE ME WANNA HURL

COME ON YOUR ARM ,AS YOU WOULD IN THE BATHTUB
THEN BL0W YOUR BRAINS OUT, LIKE YOUR DOPEY KIRK DRUGGED UP FU<K

INSPRING FUTURE GENERATIONS OF CRAP
I HOPE THE BASTARD IS ROTTING IN HELL FOR THAT
THEY SUCKED BEYOND ANYTHING THAT SUCKED BEFORE
EXCEPT WHEN KIRK WAS BEEING SUCKED BY THAT UGLY BLONDE WH0RE

BLOODY NIRVANA, BLOODY NIRVANA
RHYMES WITH BANNANA
BLOODY NIRVANA
BLOODY NIRVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




LOVE A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FREINDS
BEATLES/ JOE COCKER

WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IF I BLEW OFF A TUNE
WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME
LEND ME YOUR REARS, AND WE WILL HARMONIZE A SONG
JUST TRY NOT TO SPLATTER YOUR JEANS

OH BABY HOW,I LOVE A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FREINDS


 

PORNSTAR
(Allstar - Smashmouth)

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNAH BLOW ME
JUST DONT LET THEM USE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
sHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
WITH HER FINGER IN HER BUM
AND SOME PRE DRIED CUM ON HER FORHEAD

wELL THE MOVIES STARTS ROLLING
EVERYONE STARTS BALLING
AND HERE BEGINS THE FUN
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
YOU GOT A LOOSE SLUT ON THE BLOW
AND YOUR ON YOUR BACK MOANING

HEY NOW, YOUR A PORNSTAR, GET YOUR GEAR OFF, GET LAID
HEY NOW, SHOW YOUR COCK NOW, GET SOME PUSSY, AND GET PAID
AND ALL YOUR OLD SCHOOL CHUMS WATCHIGN AT HOME
CAN KISS YOUR ASS NOW


500 Times
(500 MILES-The Proclaimers)

When I wake up yeah i wake up with a stiffy
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up with a stiffy next to you
When I rech out yeah and you present catain winky
I'm gonna be he man who gives captain winky to you

If I get bumped yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets rejected next to you
And if I have to yeah I know I'm gonna wank
I'm gonna be the man who's haveing a wank next to you

CHORUS:
And I would wank 500 times
And I would wank 500 more
Just to be the man who wanked 1,000 times
1,000 times over you

When I'm working it yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's wanking it hard over you
And when the money comes in for the work I've been doin'
Then every penny i get at the sperm bank is because of you

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes on the back of you
And if I'm told "no" well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonnah be jerking the gerkin over you

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's jackin off to a picture of you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Have wet dream about jerking over you




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