is this song real life?
or is just fantasy?
caught in the
crap side
of this stupid reality.
open your thighs
look up to the skies
and pee.
i'm just a piss boy
i get no sympathy.
because i'm easy
come easy go
little high little low.
anyway the wind blows
dosent
matter if it splatters on me
on me
My Ma
just killed a man
put her bum against his
head
cocked her leg now the bastards dead
Mamma
life threatning with
her bum
and now shes gone and blown em all away
Mamma! pOooohhh
didn't mean to make them die
i hope the
stench has gone this time tomorrow
it just Carrys on carry ons
as if fresh
air never matters
Too late
her bum has broken wind
sends shivers down
my spine
ground is quaking all the time
Good bye everybody
I've got to
go
Gotta leave you to her behind and face the truth
Mamma! pOoooohhh (anyway the wind blows)
i don't wanna
die
sometimes wish i'd never been born at all
I see a little silowetto of a man
piss a wush pissa
wush
will you hold it straight you wanko
thunderbolt and lightning
very
very frighting piss
Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao Galanlao fill it
it!
pissing o o o o o
i'm just a piss boy
nobody loves me
he's just a piss boy
from a poor family
spare him his life from his mommys rectomy
easy come easy go will you let me go?
Makes me laugh
no!
we will not let you go
Let him go!
Makes me laugh
we will not
let you go
Let him go!
Makes me laugh
we will not let you go
Let me
go!
will not let you go
let me go!
will not let you go
let me go o o
o
no no no no no no no!
o Mamma mia Mamma mia
Mamma mia let me go
Beelzebub has a
dead cat put in her ass for me for me for me
So you think you can aim it at me and shit in my eye?
So you
think you can stench me and leave me to die?
Oh noway
can't do this to me
lady
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here
Oooooo
oh yea
oh yea
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
nothing really
matters
no one really gives a shit about me
anyway the wind blows
(pissing in bucket sound effect)
qiot
fly zip's up
Shes a whore im glad aint mine
(sweet child o mine) - Guns n roses
I KNOW A WOMAN THATS FACE SEEMS TO ME
LIKE 2 PEICES OF SHIT
WRAPPED IN CHEESE
AND IF I EVER SAW HER BOX
ID PROBABBLY BREAK DOWN AND
DIE
HER CRACK IS AS FRESH AS THE MOLD IN HER THIGHS
NOW AND AGAIN IF I SEE HER FACE
WHILE SHES BOBBIN UP AND DOWN
IN HER SPECHIAL PLACE
ITS SO DAMN SCARY IF I STARED TO LONG
ID EITHER CRY
OR JUST GO BLIND
OHHHH NOOOOO
THE FAT UGLEY WHORE AINT MINE
LEGEND HAS IT SHE ONCE HAD THIGHS
THAT MADE A PREACHER SIT
UP, BEG AND CRY
BUT IT MUSTVE BEEN A LONG TIME AGO
CAUSE I COULD VEIW A
MOVIE ON HER REAR BEHIND
HER FACE REMINDS ME OF A WALLRUSSES ARSE
I JUST WANNA HIDE AND TAKE MY CHANCE
AND PRAY THE FAT BITCHS UNDERPANTS
WILL PASS ME BYE
12 DAYS
OF XXXMAS
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a bong in a marjuwana tree
on the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
2 guys to buy my bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 3rd day of christmas my truelove sent to me
3 more cones & a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 4th day of christmas my true love sent to me
4 coppers to see if i had a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave the cops
my 5 golden bongs
4 used cones, 3 roled joints and the bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 6th day of christmas the bitch told the cops about the bongs in the
marjuana trees
so i fled out the country
on the 7th day of christmas i was in anouther state
so i delt some bongs in marajuwana trees to me new mates
on the 8th day of christmas my true love found me
so i gave her a bong in a marajuwana tree
on the 9th day of christmas my true love told me
she was a cop shes no longer living
on the 10th day of christmas the cops were again on to me
so i yet again fled that cuntry
on the 11th day od christmas they found my true love
deliveed pacel post, with 3 dead hens 2 turtle dovesand a bong stuck up her
gum tree
on the 12th day of christmas we desided this buisness wasnt for me
so me and santa r dealing speed
one hand
(one hand) alanis
morrisete
IM PISSED,BUT IM SOBAR
IM FUCKED BUT IM A VIRGIN
IM GAY
,BUT IM STRAIGHT YEAH
IM DIRTY, BUT IM CLEAN
IM FREE, BUT IM EXPENSIVE
IM COLD,
BUT IM ON FIRE
CAUSE I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET
AND THE OTHER ONES DOWN
YOUR JUMPER
AND A FIRM GRIP ON YOUR ARSE
AND THE OTHER IS HALF WAY UP MY
ASS
AND THE OTHER IS DOWN YOUR FROCK
IVE GOT ONE HAND ON MY
COCK
AND THE OTHER IS DOWN YOUR FROCK
IVE GOT ONE HAND DOWN YOUR TROUSERS
AND THE OTHER WRAPPED
ROUND MY COCK
I give mouth but not head!
YOUR CRUEL
YOU DIKES
HAIRY BEASTS
ON BIKES
ONE
LOOK
COULD KILL
MY PAIN
YOUR THRILL
I WANNA ROOT YA
BUT IM NOT A LOUDA TOUCH
ID LIKE TO FUCK
YOU
BUT YOUD SQUASH ME IN YOUR TRUCK
ID ENJOY LA LICK FROM YOU
BUT
YOUR PUSSYS ALLREADY STUFFED
I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU
BUT YOUR JUST A DIKE FROM CROYDON
DEISEL DIKE LIKE TRAINS
SPRAY AND
WIPE
Australian TV commercial
theme parody
got a call from mr flondom
hes bringing rounf the
condoms
the kitchen was a fright
from the massive fuck last night
had
to fuck her quickly
but the surface was to sticky
so we used spray and
wipe all purpose
and fucked on every surface
spray and wipes a breeze
cause it cuts through the aids deseese
my injection was a perfection
in it i could see me own reflection
say thank you to spray and wipe
Misses CUNT
(MR ED)
a cunt is a cunt of course of course
but no one can talk to a cunt of course
unless of coarse the cunts of coarse
is the infamous Loosy cunt
go right to the sorce and taste there sauce
theyll give you the flavor you indorse
and thats why we call them the tasty loose cunts
a tampon wont talk of coarse of coarse
because there stuck up cunts of coarse
so dont try to crack onto one
because there already on crack in there
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Arsholes
(TMNT)
teenage mutant ninja arseholes
teenage mutant ninja arseholes
there the worlds most smelliest ninja team
there heros who are arseholes and there mean
when the evil prawns attack
these rectom boyts dont cut no
slack "hey arseholes were prepaired to pay ya""
(yeah but well cut the
cheese) "arsehole ol fun will you consider farten for australia"
anul juice tought them to be a butthole team
hes a spattical
crack(fart)
anal fuckers unclean
butthole plug farts after beans
rear
clog is rude and crude(fffffffaaaaaarrrrrtttttt)
and major arsehole is a
party dude
heros with fart power
terd power
TESTIE BOYS
(womans leage theme song thing for baseball)
we are the testie boys from your own lawn
we are many from near and far
we do what we want because we can
from fun and games to floggin trams
we are the testie boyz from the usa
and some from the
uk
all over the world we will go
all except mexico
were live is quite unique
we might be right in your own
antiqes
we swim in you kitchern sink
we slide in toilets to cause a
stink
were currently living in reginal melbourne
we do not like molley meldrum
we'd have ripped his off but we didnt like the smell'ov'em
thats a day in the lif of a testie boy
CRACKED A FAT IN THE
STABLE
(CATS IN THE CRADLE)ugly kid joe
cracked a fat in the stable(cats in the cradle)
debbie arived just the other day
so much like a man i just
have to say
she said can you get me a discount a jenny craig
i said no i
cant she said thats ok
and she grew fatter , her bust size grew
she was almost the
size of a hot airballon
but i could still cop a fat over you
id like to
fuck the obesce you
and debbie ate the cats in the cradle
with a silver
spoon
little boy blue got eaten too
she shoved a spoon up herself
and
made me get down and take a wiff
it smelled like fish and piss36+
CRACKED A FAT IN THE STABLE
AND HUNG A MOON
BLEW OFF
A
FANTASTIC TUNE
WHEN THEY COME TOO
THEY ALL WHERE SCARED
HOW DID THAT SMELL COME FROM THERE?
WE REALLY WHERE SHIT SCARED
she gives head
boy does she do it
she gives head
and then i screw her
STAIRWAY TO 7'11
(Stairway to heaven - led zepplin)
THERES A LADY I KNOW , WHO IM SHORE SHE BLOWS
AND SHES OUT
FRONT OF 7'11
WHEN SHE GETS PAID YOU GO
DOWSN THE HOES ROAD
AND SHELL
SUCK YOU TILL YOU BLOW
WHEN SHE OPENS UP WIDE, YOU PLACE YOURSELF INSIDE
AND SIT
BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE
JUST LIKE THE 7'11 HOURS, SHES OPEN 24 HOURS
BUT
HER SLURPEES SOMTIMES GO SOUR
BUT DONT TRY TO LEAVE, WITH OUT PAYING A TIP
OR THE NEXT TIME
SHELL BITE INTO YOU DICK
CAUSE THERES A WHORE JUST DOWN THE ROAD
SHES A MOLE BUT
LEAST SHE BLOWS
PAY UP FRONT AND SHELL REVEAL HER CUNT
ONLY $2 SHELL MAKE
YOU GRUNT
AND SHE WORKS OUT THE FRON OF 7'11
It's all the same, only the faces change
Everyday it seems
there wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive
all night
Just to feel like home
I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or
alive
Want them dead or alive
death beds they sleep, cold hardend meat
And the people I
meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the
bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone you dig em up and ingnore
the stink
I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or
alive
Want them dead or alive
I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i want them dead or
alive
Want them dead or alive
I walk these streets, a loaded six dead cracks
I play for
keeps, 'cause I might not take em back
I been everywhere, still I'm standing
tall
I've seen a million graves
And I've fucked them all
I'm a cowboy, on a steel bed they lye
i fuck them dead or alive
I'm a cowboy, I got the shovel by my side
i fuck them dead or alive
Fuck them dead or alive
BEST SLAB
OF MY LIFE (Summer of 69ers)
(summer of 69)- brian adams
I got my first real six-pac
Bought it sobar at the
time
drank em quick and they hit head
soon enough we engaged in a 69er
Me and some guys from school
Had a boner and we were rock
hard
jilly quit but we saw jodys fanny
we hadda orgy in her car
Oh
when I look back now
we could have gang banged forever
And if I had the
choice
Ya - id get pissed and fuck her again
Those were the best slabs of
my life
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at drive thru
And that's when I met you
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you felt like
spewin forever
Oh and when you held my dick in your hand
I knew that it
was now or never
Those were the best slabs of my life
Back it up with a 69
Man we were drinking all the time
drunk kids fucking em
selves silly
We neededno more wine
but guess i couldnt hold it up
forever - forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at every one ive fucked
and gone
Sometimes when I play with my self somdays
I think about ya
,wonder what went wrong
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would drink and
fuck forever
Oh the way you held me with one hand
i soon blew and
chucked as well
Those were the best slabs of my life
backed her up with a 69er
Looks like the wall behind kirk has more brains
(Smells like teen spirit - nirvana)
LOAD UP ON DRUGS, AND KILL YOUR SELF
TAKE A BATH, LOAD UP THE GUN
PULL THE TRIGGER, AND LET YOUR BRAINS RUN
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO BRAINS
SEE THEM, SEE THEM ,SEE THEM DRIP DOWN THE DRAIN
KIRK COBAIN HAS NO BRAINS
BECAUSE HE WAS INSANE
COURTNEY LOVE COPPPED THE BLAME
NOW AINT THAT JUST A SHAME
NOW TO ME ITS A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT
IT
THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME SICK
DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A SMALL DICK?
I NEVER LIKED NIRVANA 1 BIT
NO I DIDNT, NO I DIDNT, NO I
DIDNT
KIRK COBAIN BLEW OUT HIS BRAINS
COURTNEY LOVE COPPED THE
BLAME
BUT I THINK HE WAS JUST INSANE
BUT ALL IN ALL ITS JUST THE SAME
NIRVANA SUX
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK
WHEN YOUR A LAME
AND
INSANE
AND THE WALL BEHIND YOU HAS MORE BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NOW HOLES A BAND FILLED WITH MOLES
DIKES AND A COUPLE OF
TROLLS
AND THEY HAD ONLY ONE GOAL
THEYD SUCK AFTER KIRKS DEMOLE
QUITE FRANKLY IT SMELLS LIKE TEEN SHIT
I DONT CARE WHO CUMS
AS THEY ARE
AND THIS AINT ABOUT THE GIRL
ACTUALL COURTNEYS LOOKS MAKE ME
WANNA HURL
COME ON YOUR ARM ,AS YOU WOULD IN THE BATHTUB
THEN BL0W YOUR BRAINS OUT, LIKE YOUR DOPEY KIRK DRUGGED UP FU<K
INSPRING FUTURE GENERATIONS OF CRAP
I HOPE THE BASTARD IS ROTTING IN HELL FOR THAT
THEY SUCKED BEYOND ANYTHING THAT SUCKED BEFORE
EXCEPT WHEN KIRK WAS BEEING SUCKED BY THAT UGLY BLONDE WH0RE
BLOODY NIRVANA, BLOODY NIRVANA
RHYMES WITH BANNANA
BLOODY NIRVANA
BLOODY NIRVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FREINDS
BEATLES/ JOE COCKER
WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IF I BLEW OFF A TUNE
WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME
LEND ME YOUR REARS, AND WE WILL HARMONIZE A SONG
JUST TRY NOT TO SPLATTER YOUR JEANS
OH BABY HOW,I LOVE A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FREINDS
PORNSTAR
(Allstar - Smashmouth)
SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNAH BLOW ME
JUST DONT LET THEM USE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
sHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
WITH HER FINGER IN HER BUM
AND SOME PRE DRIED CUM ON HER FORHEAD
wELL THE MOVIES STARTS ROLLING
EVERYONE STARTS BALLING
AND HERE BEGINS THE FUN
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
YOU GOT A LOOSE SLUT ON THE BLOW
AND YOUR ON YOUR BACK MOANING
HEY NOW, YOUR A PORNSTAR, GET YOUR GEAR OFF, GET LAID
HEY NOW, SHOW YOUR COCK NOW, GET SOME PUSSY, AND GET PAID
AND ALL YOUR OLD SCHOOL CHUMS WATCHIGN AT HOME
CAN KISS YOUR ASS NOW
500 Times
(500 MILES-The Proclaimers)
When I wake up yeah i wake up with a stiffy
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up with a stiffy next to you
When I rech out yeah and you present catain winky
I'm gonna be he man who gives captain winky to you
If I get bumped yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets rejected next to you
And if I have to yeah I know I'm gonna wank
I'm gonna be the man who's haveing a wank next to you
CHORUS:
And I would wank 500 times
And I would wank 500 more
Just to be the man who wanked 1,000 times
1,000 times over you
When I'm working it yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's wanking it hard over you
And when the money comes in for the work I've been doin'
Then every penny i get at the sperm bank is because of you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes on the back of you
And if I'm told "no" well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonnah be jerking the gerkin over you
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's jackin off to a picture of you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Have wet dream about jerking over you
All parodys here written by me, but
who gives a shit
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