of Wales, born 20.01.1969. Nicky attended Oakdale comprihensive,
Blackwood, Gwent. Wire was a bright student and went on to do A-Levels in
Poltics and Law. Wire has one brother called Patrick who is a few years
older than him. Patrick writes poetry and he is famously known for it. Wire
wishes he had been born a girl and he admires his mother alot. He is married
to Rachel his childhood sweetheart and they live in the valleys of Wattsville
with dog Molly. Wire is 6 ft 4 and has a bad back due to being too tall, or so
i've heard. Wire owns 3 Dyson hoovers ; one upstaris, one down, and one
spare! He likes hoovering, making beds, gardening, and general housework.
Alot of the make-up Wire wears is sent in by fans, and he realises people
think he is abit wierd for doing this. (Like he cares....?) He likes to watch
Golf, Tennis, Rugby, Boxing, Football and Ice Hocky, and once watched 12
hours straight of Womens Golf! Wire is famous for dressing strangly on stage,
like in dresses for example. He doesn't like pubs but has a collapsed liver due
to too much alcohol.