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I'm trying to figure out intelligent design. I went to Walmart to see if they had a book on it. No luck. Then I went to the library; all they had was some of them popular science magazines. I went to the zoo and they offered me a job feeding the lions, but I felt a bit too Roman for that; I guess the designers are in the office building down by the parking lot. Then I went on line and did a Yahoo search. Turns out Jonathan Edwards had the skinny on this caper. Using Lockean empiricism all we have to do is look around and there it is, the whole darn plan, growin' up right under foot. Even the poison ivy, not to mention snakes! Of course, as my friends from across the creek mentioned, the deer and the foxes and the possoms and the coyotes and the bobcats and the copperheads and the racoons are all trying to find food around the neighborhood because they've been cutting down too many trees and there ain't no more woods to make a home in for them critters. Shucks, guess that's part of the plan too. Well I guess I'll chop down a pine tree and stick some electric lights on it and power it up with a little nuclear (nucular) energy, cause I've got the super saver plan. |
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