And now, the Royal Antiquing of Sir Robert Lavern.
View Strike No 1
That poor sucker didn't know what was coming after downing that pint of the Royal Nectar, none other than Vladimir Vodka!
This is round two of the Royal Antiquing (View Strike No 2), since Sir Dumbass decided to pass out again!

If you listen well enough, you can hear him saying "What the...."  Sir Ma-sohne has finally caught on to the raging flour pirates attacking his kingdom and antiquing him.
The AFTERMATH of the antiquing!!
Notice he looks releived in an ill-mannered sort of way.
A vicious pirate attack on Sir Roberto
WHO WISHES TO SPEAK TO ME!!!
BACK TO THE KINGS HOMELAND