The so called great drunken theories of Sir Robert Lavern Mahsone.
Robbie's immaculate theories of war and how the military works



Allright, so we were sitting outside on the porch one night, Robbie was drunk off of five beers max and he starts to tell us about his encounters with the 82nd Airborne.  Apparently his dad was a merchant marine, so he's all about the 82nd Airborne and knows their whole getup. And I quote his famous phrase from that night, I asked duh whole 82nd Airborne for a ciggarette, but dey wuldnt give me one. After we rolled laughing on this note, he gets mad and starts bitching about how his dad is a merchant marine, and we don't really know how he got to that, we never questioned it, but hey, who knows if THAT shit is true. He was in the navy, maybe the rear seaman.

He also says Pearl Harbor never happened. Dat was just a movie! Dat was a LOVE STORY!  Yep, I was thinking about the couple who were split apart while Jimmie was getting shot up and drowning along with the rest of his crew.  Man what a nice romance story.  I'd take a girl to see THAT on the romantic factor OH YEAH! COME ON NOW.


That's it for now, we will have more, all it takes is a weekend and a pint of liquor or 4 beers.

Here Sit thy Almighty Robert Lavern Mah-sone, ponderer of all deep thoughts known to man.              ARRRRRRRRRR!
Random Quotes by Roberto
YO YO YO what is it is. SOme times i come over yesterday  You dont know any thing about the merchent marines. the world would not function without them what the fuck you say's  so do we.
Ha! More like stupid Marlin's fans!
Stupid Yankees fans!
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