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"I want to be a pig" ~Debz
(To which the reply was "Don't worry, you are." This theory has yet to be proven wrong!)
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"I want to be the Pope" ~Debz
(Who happens to be 1) a girl and 2) a Protestant, adding to the hilarity of it all!)
"Can girls be the Pope?" ~Debz
"I thought the Pope was French" ~Debz
(Oh, the naivety!)
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"I am God" ~Blue's brother
"I am Jesus" ~Blue's brother
"I thought you were God?" ~Blue
"I was God yesterday. Today I am Jesus"
"And tomorrow you'll be a ghost?"
"Why would I want to be a ghost?"
*Blue rolls eyes*
"Have you even looked at the Bible?"
"The what?"
N.B. Blue's brother was raised as a Christian
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Jean Paul II's enthusiastic response to the idea of Debz succeeding him...
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"This is Debz, she's a nutter who gets a new crush every week" ~Blue showing Pogo around school
"I do not!" ~Debz
"Excuse me? Bruce Willis, Jack Dee, Ahem, Vee"
"I do not!" ~Debz (Stuck in repeat mode maybe?)
"Hey L'Oreal, isn't Debz always going on about some new guy every week?"
"Ummm..." ~L'Oreal (trying to stay out of it)
"Okay, maybe not a new guy every week, but she changes her mind every week"
"That is true. First it was Ahem, then it was Vee, then Ahem...
"And don't forget her all-time love..."
"Bruce Willis!" ~L'Oreal and Blue in unison
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Blue's brother, perhaps?
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"Bruce Willis is soooo fit" ~Debz, daydreaming
"Yeah, for someone's who overdue on the Zimmer frame and pension plan" ~Blue
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"Ooooh! Smock, what's this? Who's B? Ooooooooooh! Tell me, tell me!" ~Debz, almost jumping up and down
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*An Irish seafood restaurant. Blue, her mom and her dad are sitting in silence, eating. Blue's mom is staring at her plate of oysters. Suddenly:*
" Oysters are flutes" Blue's mom
"What the HELL??? Is that wine more potent than we guessed?" ~Blue
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"Bruce Willis is soooo gorgeous!........I'd love to go out with him!" ~Debz
"And that would count as paedophilia. He's practically old enough to be your father!" ~Blue
"Well he is a father"
*Blue gags*
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While discussing Never Mind The Buzzcocks and the joke that David Bowie was born in the Chinese year of the git:
"I never knew there was a Chinese year of the git!" ~Rabz, perfectly seriously
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Whilst discussing School of Rock:
"I bet you knew all the bands mentioned in that film, Stick?" ~Rabz
"Well, even if you don't like rock, everyone has heard of people like Keith Richards and Mick Jagger" ~Stick
"Who?"
"Y'know, The Rolling Stones?"
"Who?!?"
"Oh dear..."
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"Would you not breathe tuna mayo down my ear?!" ~Blue
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A very pointless argument about shuttlecocks and penguins during a PE lesson:
"Penguins don't have feathers but they're birds!" ~Saz
"Shuttlecocks have feathers but they aren't birds!" ~Blue
"Penguins aren't birds, are they?" ~Rabz
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"It's quite disheartening when a class is more interested in watching Blue spin a pen than learning about water. I know it's not the most thrilling topic, but please pay attention to me or I'll have to confiscate Blue's pen!" ~Blue's Biology teacher
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Continuing the penguin/shuttlecock discussion:
"So what do you think penguins are?" ~Saz
"I dunno, I thought they were mammals. Or maybe fish?" ~Rabz
"Or chocolate bars..." ~Blue
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"Gee, I wish I had your life Saz, getting excited over a crane..." ~Random guy on the bus
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