Here's the untold secret of married life....

 

      A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their

      domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a

      peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was

      inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

 

      "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We

      visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on

      the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse

      stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'that's once'." We proceeded a

      little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife

      quietly said, 'That's twice.'

 

      "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third

      time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot

      the horse dead.

 

      "I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse,

      while I was shouting, she looked at me, and quietly said,

      'That's once'. "And we lived happily ever after."