- Year: 1982
- AKA: Secret Ninja, Justice of the Ninja
- Starring: Dragon Lee, Hwang Jang Lee, Jack Lam, Winnie Lui, Petty Suh, Kon Yit So
- Directed by: Godfrey Ho
- Running time: 80 minutes
Dragon Lee plays Dragon(shocking isn't it?) who wins a martial arts contest and the hand of the lovely Susan in marriage. She's not THAT lovely, I'm just saying that. Tiger So(Hwang Jang Lee!) and his ninja sect kidnap Susan in order to get a fortune from her adopted father. Dragon teams up with two other fighters as they travel to the Ninja's Castle. The three face off with Tiger So and his ninja fighters in an intense all out battle that has to be seen to be believed.
Haha, that last line hypes it up to sound almost cool doesn't it? Actually, I did enjoy the film and found it to be better than other Dragon Lee/Godfrey Ho offerings. The story is nothing new, but what would you expect. The fight scenes were entertaining despite some undercranking. Don't expect lavish sets and fancy effects with this one. One scene has a ninja bursting from the ground and as he jumps up you can see pieces of cardboard go flying. One other scene has Susan's sister showing her a scar which looks just like a line drawn with a black felt marker. Ouch, I bet that one hurt.
Hwang Jang Lee is good as the villian, but doesn't do much fighting until the end. He totally dominates Dragon Lee and his buddy until Susan flashes him her titties and he gets all disorientated. Earlier in the movie Hwang Jang Lee says that the ninja sect forbids women which explains why Susan's breasts confused him so. Too bad that doesn't explain why he tried to get his freak on with Susan, I mean earlier he had no problem putting his mouth on her breasts. That reminds me that there are a couple flashes of nudity, we get to see some T&A from Susan and some other chick is shown naked from the front, but the good parts are creativity obsured by a flower. Another scene has Dragon bathing in a pond and as he gets out he is attacked by ninjas. He runs around covering himself with a cloth avoiding ninja attacks. As he evades them we get a good glimpse of his bare ass. OMG, he's so hot...tee hee.
All that and more can be yours if you watch Secret Ninja, Roaring Tiger. Fights, a naked Susan, Hwang Jang Lee kicking, Dragon Lee's ass, Hwang Jang Lee kicking, fights, a naked Susan being whipped, Hwang Jang Lee kicking, a girl disguised as a boy, Hwang Jang Lee dying...but I'll leave you with this quote from Dragon Lee.
I was nearly beat by a transvestite!
That's so funny because I can't tell you how times that's happened to me.
"Reviewed" by Keith.
Hey, go read my DVD review of Secret Ninja, Roaring Tiger from Hollywood DVD.
