I'm going to give this a try.
> NAME: Leia Organa Solo
>
> NICKNAMES: Your Royal Highness, Princess, Your Worship, Your
Hignesses, Sweetheart.
>
> SEX: I don't kiss and tell. I like nice men but I prefer a certain
scoundrel. Wait, I read that question wrong.
>
> LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Married with children. Only one live-in servant,
much different than my previous life on Alderaan.
>
> HEIGHT: Petite
>
> EYES: Brown
>
> HAIR: Long. It's a pain to brush out, takes forever
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: C-SPAN - I just love watching
politics in action.
>
> WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Falcon. Han got it for me.
>
> FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Coruscant Week In Review
>
> FAVOURITE SMELL: Hmmm, I don't really have one but I can tell you it
is NOT wet wookiee. Though, a wet wookiee smells much nicer than an
Imperial trash compactor.
>
> WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Finding out your brother has the hots
for you.
>
> BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Humilating Borsk Fey'lya.
>
> THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I'm usually off mending somebody
else's diplomatic blunder.
>
> FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Lady and the Tramp
>
> WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
> MORNING?: which child climbed in bed with us last night.
>
> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Not anymore. I've been flying with Han
for years.
>
> ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: They are nothing compared to
flying in the Falcon.
>
> PEN OR PENCIL?: Oh, I don't use antiques. I use Threepio to take
notes...ON second thought...
>
> HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ever since I let
Threepio talk to some telemarketers, it doesn't ring anymore.
>
> FAVOURITE FOODS: Corellian Sausage
>
> DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: My mother died when I was
young. My foster parents were wonderful. DO Not Ask me about my
biological father...I will not go there.
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: I was never caught. I was
worth a lot of credits too but not as much as Luke. I was the leader
of the Alliance for Sithsakes. He was just a pilot. I should have been
worth the same if not more.

> CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Equal parts of each. I'm not biased.
>
> CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: I don't like cruncy things in my food.
After finding bugs in my meals on Yavin, it just gives me the creeps.

> DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: With Han around? Get real. He doesn't let me.
>
> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: If you count Han after he's
eaten. *grin* He's quite the animal.
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have a
husband and three children, who needs a pet?
>
> IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I don't know,
Let me check with my committee.
>
> THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Scary - reminds of the reborn emperor
>
> IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My mother.
I want to know if she was on spice when she married my father.
>
> FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I'm partial to Alderaanian Wine but do
enjoy an occasional Whyren's Reserve.
>
> WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Isn't that one of those watercraft for
adventurers?
>
> EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Never eat it. I've heard it might be
sentient.
>
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Leader of
the Free Galaxy. Oh, wait, I've done that. Retirement would be nice.
>
> IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I don't
dye my hair. It's just a highlighter. Who told you I dyed my hair? I
really don't have any gray.
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I'm not
going to get one. I've seen the tattoo artist. He used to be in charge
of Imperial interrogations.
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes and I still am.
>
> DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Let me show you my wedding album..
>
> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Alderaanian and Corellian
landscapes.
>
> IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: I better check with my
committee again.
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I don't drink intergalactic
imports. I support New Republic Trade.
>
> ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Right, I'm always right.
>
> DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Threepio does the
typing.
>
> IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: What do you
mean if I could be, I already am. I'm shoveling bantha poo-doo all day
at work.
>
> WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: There was a holoreporter under there last
night. *peaks under bed* No one there now, wait...what's this? *pulls
out a small recording device* Why that scruffy nerfherder...
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER 5
>
> WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: One of those little Nubian jobs
>
> WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Sith Infiltrator. They are so cool looking.
>
> FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Crossfire - Nothing beats political
debate.
>
> SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I was
always taught that if you can't say something nice, say nothing at
all.
>
> OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
TO
> IT: Anybody in the NRI, everything they have to say is classified.

*Phew* that took a while.