Oke, here's mine. Yep, he's dead but I kept him as Darth Vader in
death and not the goody Anakin that he reverted back to..lol..

NAME: Darth Vader

NICKNAMES: <proudly> Dark Lord of the Sith

SEX: <gestures with hand> oh sure, all the time...chicks just love
doing it with a suit of armour and being strangled afterwards..

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: well, I'm staying with Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan but
after hearing some pretty strange noises coming from them in the
middle of the night...

HEIGHT: 6'10"

EYES: blue though you can't see them

HAIR: hair?? not a drop on my head...lol, no..no hair at all

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: what's a tv? Is it like a duck?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: we don't have computers in the
netherland...no evil, remember?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: "Sith Chicks"

FAVOURITE SMELL: the smell of power...<glancing over his shoulder at
the ghostly good images of Ben and Q-G>....uh, better make that the
smell of a beautiful summer day

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing my son could kill me...

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: when my son chose not to kill me..

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I visit the homeless and attone for my
sins <g>

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: 'Staying Alive' <strikes a John Travolta pose>

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?: Don't Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon EVER give it a rest?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: if they keep rocking the house, I
might...

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I'm too tall to ride coasters...

PEN OR PENCIL?: pencils...when I'm stressed, I mentally break pencils

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I'm in netherland...we
have no phones. No evil, remeber? <G>

FAVOURITE FOODS: anything liguid that I can stick my eating tube into

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I loved my mom but she was a
bit senile and said I didn't have a father...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: <hearty laugh> you are
kidding, right?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: that's an indulgence and I don't indugle...

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: hard to get either one down a feeding tube

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: <Draws self up to full height>
Did you forget who you're talking to??

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A wife

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Dark Lords always love thunderstorms

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: <laughs>
hey, I have met everyone dead and alive that I wanted to

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink alcohol

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I'm dead...do I still have one?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL: no, my respirator and
such are attached to mine.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'd like to
fly again

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Could we
just start with some hair?

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: <whines>
eww, tattoo's hurt...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: getting through the ceremony and having
a life afterwards w/o Sith Lords/Masters killing my wife

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: I sleep in my repurification
pod...nothing else allowed in there.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: what glass?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Dark Lords don't
type

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: maybe a
claw? I always wanted to take my hand off and wire in a claw so I
could....ah, nevermind

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I don't have a bed

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: <g> well, when I was MUCH younger, I
know what it was...

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: racing pod

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: anything...I"m easy

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Racing

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Obi-Wan is
a very loving person...

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT: ah, we're all dead with nothing to do...we'd all respond.