Title: Wes Janson: An Introspective

Rating: R. Tons of sexual innuendo and off color comments.

Disclaimer: I do not own Wes. Stackpole does. However, I do channel him occasionally.

Author: Alan (Qurinas)

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NAME: Wes Janson

NICKNAMES: I'm afraid to ask.

SEX: As often as possible. Why, you interested?

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: At whomever's place I end up at that night. In the near impossible occurrence I DON'T pick someone up, Rogue HQ.

HEIGHT: You mean Wes or "Little Wes"

EYES: Blue as the cool, romantic waters of <insert your home planet's most famous romantic get-away here>

HAIR: Brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: WWF RAW. Wrestling is dumb as a hutt, but you can see a Bra & Panties match at least once a month.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of the Squadron standing around the fallen statue of Palpatine as we took Coruscant.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Maxim! Hot girls, cool articles and pilot stuff!

FAVOURITE SMELL: Well, have you ever been laying there with someone after you've just...you know...

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Rejection! (not that I've ever felt it, but it must be horrible)

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Staring into your lover's eyes when they say, "Take me home, now!"

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Pretty much the same thing as any other time. Chase TIE's and Girls!

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Moulan Rouge...Did you see that girl? Looks a lot like Mara. And that song she sings, feels like she is singing it to me...Sith spit! Don't tell Luke I said that. Lightsabers hurt!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Wow, <insert tonight's guest's name here> looks so cute when she is sleeping...

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: PHA-Lease?!?! I'm a pilot for Sith's Sake!!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Exciting, but not as exciting as riding you. *wink*

PEN OR PENCIL?: Ummm...hmmm...can't seem to come up with an innuendo for this one. Guess it doesn't really matter.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Six. Need to make sure the other person knows you are not at their beckon call. All part of the game...

FAVOURITE FOODS: Wyren's Reserve...I am on a liquid diet.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Sure. Girls love that kinda stuff.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Are you with the NRI? *wary look*

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla. Unless I am feeling frisky.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Bacon bits. I mean, I'm a pilot, I could die tomorrow. I need to eat like it.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: To quote my dad, "As long as you're driving, you're still the man." So, Yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Yeah, with Lt. Kettch. But only when Wedge isn't.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Hobbie

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A Wampa, since I Loved Hoth sooooooo much the first time. *shakes head and mumbles* What a stupid question...

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool. Nothing more romantic.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Nomi Sunrider...kinda reminds me of Mara without the chance of getting impaled by one, if not two, lightsabers.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wyren's Reserve. Duh!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo! Roar baby!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Ummm..that's a fruit right? Never ate one before, so no idea.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Hell no! Better show that way. Unless I thought it would get me somewhere with her, that is.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Giggalo

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Blonde. I hear they have more fun. Maybe I could ask Mara about that.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: A pair of S- foils on my shoulder blades...like angel wings.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes indeed! With the most important person in the universe...me.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Wedding! I think not, that would sooooo cramp my style! Sounds more like a nightmare to me.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Pinups of all variety, Twilek, Rodian, Human ...and some others not for polite company.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Who cares, you can always but more whiskey in it! Unless you are with Hobbie, then it is half full just to aggravate him.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What the heck is that? An innuendo I haven't heard of?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: What ever you prefer, I'm easy.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Type? Do I look like a secretary to you?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A hoe, of course.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I think it would be better to leave that question unanswered. Unless you are into the kinky stuff. If so, stop by later. It's much better to show you.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: I think we all know the answer to that.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: T-65A...I don't play with the small stuff.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: T-65XF, I've heard they rock. (Author's note: If you have not read my story Blastsword to Lightsaber you will have NO clue what I am talking about.)

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Ummm...they have good taste in people to correspond with.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Hobbie. He'll try to respond but will get way too depressed trying to examine his life this closely.