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Debora (Brazilian Nut) and Claudia (ElfNut)
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Debora walked to Claudia, purposefully interposing herself between Claudia and Legolas. It wouldn't do Claudia any good if she drooled herself until dehydration.
Debora whispered to Claudia. "What are we going to do? How did we end up here, at Middle Earth???"
Claudia answered, "I don't really mind... Leggy is here!"
Debora glanced over her shoulder, and found Legolas still eyeing them with caution. Aragorn, after getting over the initial shock of two women falling literally from the sky on top of them, approached.
"Who are you exactly and from where do you come?"
Claudia, who seemed to have finally gotten a stronger grip on herself, started to answer. "Well, we come from Earth, and..."
At that, Gandalf interrupted them. "I think I might get more information from this ladies if I talk to them alone. Maybe we should make camp here,
Aragorn." Aragorn nodded, even if he wasn’t convinced. "As you wish Mithrandir. We will camp here."
Gandalf got hold of one arm from each one of the girls and pulled them to some rocks, away from the rest of the fellowship.
"You cannot say where you come from, or disturb the minds of the Fellowship telling them about your world or time. You just can’t."
Claudia got angry. "Well dear Gandalf, then you tell us how and why you got us HERE and then we might listen to your rules. Right Deb?"
"Yeah!" Debora agreed. "You pulled us out from a warm and cozy theater into the snow to a time when there aren’t even toilets around?"
Gandalf chuckled. "I thought you quite enjoyed where you landed, and it definitely wasn't in the snow," he said, amusedly eyeing Debora.
Debora blushed furiously but didn’t let go of the subject. "This is cold and strange and... Are we inside the movie? The story? The book, or what?"
"And more importantly...Can people in our world see us in the story?" Claudia added. "And why and what for did you bring us here? Because it was you, right? I mean, well, we like the Fellowship, but we have a life back on Earth ..." "To your questions, ladies: HOW .... too complicated, WHY ... because I have seen you out there more times that I care to remember, WHAT FOR... to reward you for your love for this story and reward those who were annoyed by your talking so that at least THEY would enjoy the tale!"
Claudia opened her mouth to say something, but couldn’t speak ... this was kind of too much at once .... she glanced over to Debora and back to Gandalf again.
"But... Can they see us? The audience, I mean." Gandalf shook his head.
"No, no one can see either of you. But only if you don't try to change any of the events that are supposed to happen." He looked pointedly at Debora. "Not even ONE."
Debora looked guilt. "But...but we HAVE to prevent some things from happening! AT LEAST Bor..."
Gandalf interrupted her. "No, you won't. And you won't interfere in the events at Moria either."
Debora muttered under her breath, "Like I would want to save you after this..."
Claudia eyed Debora, confused. "But Gandalf survives Moria!"
"Yeah, unfortunately," she answered, but she had a small and very suspicious looking glint on her eyes. A glint she only got when she was working up some plan. Claudia sincerely hoped she wouldn't get herself (or worst, themselves) into trouble.
Claudia sighed, and said to Gandalf, "Okay, we promise not to do anything to alter even more the events of the story. Happy?"
Gandalf was eyeing Debora, who had just nodded, her eyes not really focused on either him or Claudia. But Claudia thought she could actually see contentment in Gandalf's eyes, because he just nodded and went after the others. Before he had walked two steps away from them, though, Debora jerked out of her reverie.
"Gandalf! How are we going to defend ourselves? I mean, we can't depend on anyone else, and we aren't exactly warriors..."
Gandalf turned to them and answered, "Trust your feelings." Debora and Claudia looked, confused, at each other.
"Is he talking about what I think he is talking?" asked Claudia. “This is getting WAY too Obi Wan-ish"
"Well, we never now with this kind of crazy old men... They never make much sense, no matter which Fantasy or Sci Fi World we are in. Let me try something..." Debora reached out to Claudia's mind (or at least she thought she did, she had never taken classes at a Jedi Academy to know for sure).
She felt a bit light headed, and everything around her went into a sharper focus...suddenly thoughts of a certain elf flooded her senses. She grinned,
"Yep, this feels like the Force. Not that I needed it to know what you have in your mind..."
Claudia blushed, but avoided the subject, "So Deb, the Force it is then! But don’t we have any weapons?"
"Well, Obi Wan said that a Jedi needs no weapon besides his light..." she froze. Looking down at her hip, she could see the lightsaber she had made as a part of her Mara Jade costume. Except that it wasn't her build up lightsaber. It was a REAL lightsaber. Well, at least it looked like one. She took it on her hand, and fingered the power button on it. A brilliant blue bundle of light erupted from it. She looked at Claudia, her whole face lit up in delight.
Claudia got hold of hers too, and ignited it. Her lightsaber was purple.
Before either of them could say or do anything else, though, Aragorn approached.
"Gandalf just told me you would be joining us."
He was eyeing the lightsabers suspiciously.
"And Legolas had just told me that there is a blizzard coming. We need to find a shelter." They found a small cave on the side of the road, where they almost fit inside. It was really crowded there though, including Billy the pony. So Claudia thought about a solution and asked Debora to send everybody outside for a moment and to help her. With their lightsabers they dug deeper into the rock and ice, making the cave bigger.
When all of the Fellowship were inside the cave, Gandalf introduced the newcomers officially.
"These ladies have come from far away, to help us in our quest. These are Debora and Claudia."
Aragorn was still unsure about the women. Gimli nodded in greeting, while the hobbits approached them wanting to see the lightsabers.
Legolas stood a bit away but smiled at both girls, and Boromir walked over and shook hands with Claudia first and Debora next, keeping her hand in his for longer than proper. While Debora was trying really hard not to swoon right there and then at the look Boromir was giving her with a loop sided smile settled on his face, Pippin and Merry were asking Claudia some questions about the lightsabers.
"Are these swords you have like Frodo's? Do they warn you when there are orcs nearby?" Pippin sounded a bit worried.
Claudia chuckled. "No, they shine all the time. And they aren't exactly swords. Well, they are, but we call them lightsabers. It's a Jedi Weapon."
"What is a Jedi?" asked Frodo.
"A Jedi is a warrior who draws his power from the Force." Claudia didn't need to see the dumfounded look in their faces to know she would have to explain the concept of the Force to them. "And the Force is an energy field that surround us, penetrate us, and binds us together with all living things, plants and animals." At that, Legolas started to show a deep interest in Claudia's conversation.
Meanwhile, Debora and Boromir were talking.
"Nice to meet you, Boromir." "Yeah, it was very nice to meet you too, Milady.Quite a...striking...meeting." He said, now rubbing his thumb against her hand, which he was still holding.
Debora blushed. Her knees started to tremble, and she thought she would pass out right there. But she couldn't pass out. She had Boromir right where she had always wanted. Well, not quite *there* yet, but close.
"I was wondering... Can we talk a bit more privately?" Boromir said, gesturing to a darker and slightly secluded corner in the cave, where the light from the camping fire Gimli had set up didn't quite reach.
"Sure, of course," Debora obviously answered, with a very big, happy, and naughty grin.
Meanwhile, the hobbits had snuggled up closer to Claudia, who was sitting close to the fire, enjoying the company of the Fellowship and feeling really shy around some "pointy eared bow twangers". She smiled at Gimli, at Aragorn, and even at Gandalf, while pulling the blankets over the sleepy hobbits. She told them about the Force and the Jedis, and about the Light and the Dark side of the force. But she made an effort of not looking at the elf directly.
"Tell me Master Gimli, I don’t know much about the dwarves of Middle Earth. Could you tell me a bit?" she said, hoping to be able to steal a glance or two of Legolas when she wasn’t the spotlight of the conversation. But as Gimli started to tell about the realms of the dwarves under the mountains and Claudia dared to sneak a peek at the elf, she found him staring pointedly at her. She went purple and wished that the rocky ground she was sitting on would open and swallow her, lightsaber and all.
When they reached the corner of the cave, Debora sat cross-legged, leaning against the wall, and Boromir sat next to her. Or rather, really CLOSE to her.
"So, where are you from, milady?" Boromir asked, still caressing Debora's hand in his.
"Well, let's just say that I come from far, far away... But it really doesn't matter, because I'm here to help." The intense look in Boromir's eyes gave her some boldness she never thought she possessed.
"And please, call me Debora," she said, reaching up with her other hand and placing a stray strand of hair that was hanging in front of Boromir's face behind his ear. When she did that, Boromir placed a soft kiss to the palm of her hand, closing his eyes for a split second, only to open then again and look at Debora, his eyes completely filled with lust now. Debora's eyes darkened;
Boromir's lust had awakened a feeling deep inside her, and she threw all caution to the wind. She shortened the distance between herself and Boromir, and he, seeing the raw desire clearly stamped in her eyes, didn't wondered or waited any longer. He pressed his lips avidly to hers.
Soon, they were kissing each other's mouth and neck ravenously, like a thirst man lost in the desert would drink from an Oasis' lake, while also trying to take their clothes off. But since they couldn't have very clear or straight thoughts, so intense the passion raging between them, they were trying to do so by pulling against each other's clothes, sometimes even with their teeth, and failing.
When Gimli had finished telling about the riches and wonders of the mines, Gandalf was nodding off, the Hobbits deep asleep and Aragorn offered to take the first watch. Gimli said his goodnights and burrowed into his blanket.
Claudia tucked the Hobbits in and looked for a spot to settle. She had no blanket and the leather outfit she was wearing was stiff and cold. `Next time think suede and angora, dummy!!' she said to herself. She found a spot further away from the fire, but big enough for her to stretch out her long legs.
She looked towards the dark corner of the cave where Debora was having her way with Boromir. `Way to go, Gondor Girl,' she said to herself again. She was still doing her best effort to ignore Legolas. So as he stepped close to her and put a blanket on her shoulders, she was startled out of her thoughts.
"You are cold, Mistress Claudia. Take my blanket." Claudia blushed again and thought, `OH my god, I haven’t blushed in my whole life as much as I have since we arrived here.' But their attention was quickly drawn away by the moans coming from the corner where Debora and Boromir had retreated.
Gandalf, who had seemed to be asleep until a few minutes before, got up.
Debora and Boromir kissed each other again, like their lives depended on it, and when they finally came up for breath before they collapsed for lack of oxygen, they were interrupted by Gandalf's coughing.
"I think your...activities...are disturbing the others' sleep." Debora blushed furiously, for the first time really realizing what she was about to do. She pulled herself up from Boromir's body, almost cringing with the cold caused by the short distance she had put between their heated bodies.
"I think I will talk to Claudia and see if she found out where we are supposed to sleep tonight," she mumbled and left, leaving a very confused and frustrated Boromir behind.
"You really are the bearer of bad news, Gandalf," Boromir said, irritated, and followed Debora closer to the camp's fire.
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