Off the Wagon
			2004
	This is my favorite poem. I mean, of all of the poems written by me. I really like it. I like it so much I recite it at random and it makes a rockin' spoken word piece. Unfortunately, it's about another person, and not particularly discreet. So, to protect the, er, innocent, it's special access only. If you find yourself losing sleep over it, contact me, and I'll either e-mail it to you, or recite it over the phone (it's just that much better spoken.) Thanks. And have a nice day.