SAFETY GIRL!!
Spring 2002
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's...just me.
But you can call me SAFETY GIRL!!!
Because I'm that girl you can call
anytime you need to talk about girls
I'm that girl you can call
any time you need a date
to one of those date-type things
and yo udon't have a "real" girl
I'm that girl you can call
any time and I won't think
you want me or my body
(even though I don't look
too bad in my cape and tights)
I'm that girl yo ucan call and you do
(and so does he, and him, and him too)
because, like you said,
I'm "safe"
That's me.
To the rescue.
SAFETY GIRL!!!
And I guess that's cool.
But just beware
Someday you might be in a pickle
and you will call for me
only to find that I've run off
to live a life of danger
with the likes of
Clark Kent