George W. Bush's first visit to the white house

Before he became president, George W. Bush was invited to the White House
for a foreign policy orientation session. After drinking several glasses of
iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.  He
was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, W. told his wife Laura about the urinal. "Just think," he
said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

The next day Laura Bush had lunch with a group of female Senators.  She
told Hillary Clinton how impressed W. had been with his discovery that the
President had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.  That evening, Bill
and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said,
"Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."