All's Fair Author:suzyh Rating:NC17 for some serious B/C smut. Disclaimer:Still don't own them,yadda yadda Summary:Bobby gets a girlfriend.Claire gets possessive. Claire was waiting in the keep for the men to return.They had promised to be quick and she was anxiously anticipating her treat.The door hissed open and in walked Darien.He walked around his chair and stood squarely in front of his keeper. "So,Claire you want what I have?" "Give it to me." "Uh uh say the magic word." "Please?" "Pretty please" "Darien give it to me." "With a cherry on top..HEY!!! " Claire grabbed the box from his hands and looked inside with glee.She began munching on her cake and looked at Darien through half opened eyes.A thought hit her suddenly. "Darien,where's Bobby?" She licked her fingers clean. "Umm well,he kinda got lucky with the assistant in the bakery." "Got lucky?" "Yeah, I think Mr Charm has a date tonight.He was busy getting her phone mumber when I left." "Oh."Claire felt a nasty little ache begin in her chest.She put down her second cake.So is she pretty?" "Who?" "Bobby's new girlfriend." Darien looked uncomfortable and scratched his head.He was trying to think of a way of answering without sounding to enthusiastic when Bobby bounced into the keep. "Hey there partner,guess who's hitting the town tonight with the prettiest girl we know?" "Claire?" "No,Annie from the bakery." "Are you saying I'm not pretty Bobby?" Claire's voice was laced with sarcasam as she looked from one man to the other.Bobby flushed and opened his mouth to speak.The moment was saved when his cell phone rang. "Bobby Hobbes." Claire turned back to her test tubes and tried not to feel hurt but she was finding it difficult.Darien moved next to her and tried to gauge her mood.Claire was frowning,and those test tubes were in serious danger of being crushed in her death grip.Darien clicked.Claire was jealous.He raised an eyebrow and pondered this bit of information.This was an interesting situation.Everyone knew that Bobby had a serious crush on the lovely keeper,but it hadn't occured to anyone that maybe Claire had a crush on Bobby.Just then Bobby finished his conversation and turned to his partner. "Let's go,one of my tips just paid off." "Which tip?" "The Strattford case,COME ON !" Bobby swept out of the keep with Darien dragging after him.Claire slammed the test tube down and sighed when it smashed with a tinkle of glass.This was ridiculous,just because Bobby had a date was no reason to get hormonal.She winced when she remembered the conversation,so,she wasn't the prettiest girl anymore eh?God,that hurt.Claire got her coat and decided to go for a walk.She left the keep her eyes misted with tears that threatened to fall. The next day Darien walked into the keep looking for Claire.He needed a shot and he wanted to see her before Bobby did. "Claire?" he called out searching the room with his eyes. "What is it Darien?" Claire's muffled voice came from the back of the keep.She appeared carrying a stack of data. "Do you need a shot?" "Yeah." "Okay,take a seat." Claire put the papers down and went to the fridge.She gave Darien his shot and gently wiped the area with a cotton wad. "Thanks Claire.Ummm have you seen Bobby today?" "No.Why?" "Oh,no reason." "Darien there is always a reason." "Morning all!!" Bobby's voice filled the room and he sauntered over to his partner."Wanna hear about my date?" "Maybe later Bobby." Darien looked uncomfortable but Bobby went right on anyway. "It was amazing,we got on so well.I asked her out again tonight and she said yes!" Bobby looked like a kid who had got all the candy.Darien glanced at Claire.He could almost hear her heart breaking into a million pieces. "Want to double date?"Darien heard himself say. "Sure,who are you going to bring?" "How about it Claire?" Darien looked at his keeper "Want to trip the light fantastic?" "Sure,why not?" Claire turned away again,hiding her face.Bobby looked doubtful for a second then his face cleared.He turned to his partner with a curious expression on his face. "Tonight,eight o'clock we'll meet at the restaraunt.Oh,and Darien wear something normal." With that Bobby left the room humming "Isin't It Romantic?" Claire turned to Darien."What was that about?" "Claire you need to size up your competition.See what you're up against." "Who says I'm up against anything?" "Oh come on.It's soooo obvious that you like Bobby." "Maybe." "He likes you too." "Really,if he likes me so much then why is he taking the prettiest girl you know out?" "Because he thinks you would never go out with him." "That's ridiculous,all he had to do was ask." "Claire,this is Bobby we're talking about.Fishing,company pier,sound familiar?" "I can't help it if he's dense." "Claire,if you want him,you have to take him.Remember,all's fair in love and war,and believe me.THIS is war." "Now you're being silly." Claire tossed her hair behind her shoulder and went back to her data sheet."Well,if we are going out,Bobby's right.Wear something normal." Darien grinned and exited the keep. Eight O'clock came around and Claire's doorbell sounded.She swung the door open to reveal Darien in a snug red shirt,black jeans and his leather jacket."Not bad." thought Claire "At least it's better than the normal stuff he wears." She had dressed in a red dress with a slightly low neckline and a less than modest hemline. Darien whistled,"Let battle commence!" he declared dramatically and led Claire to his car.They arrived late,Darien spotted Bobby already at the table waiting. "Okay,let's go." He took Claire's arm and guided her through the tables. "Nice time keeping Fawkes." Bobby looked annoyed but his glance lingered over Claire as she took her seat.She was sat next to Annie.Claire examined her rival.She was Blonde with the bluest eyes Claire had ever seen.She was also very pretty.Claire's heart sank.Great,she was probably a really nice person too.The conversation ranged from work,to latest films to a very silly conversation about who was the best catwoman. "Julie Newmarr did it for me." Bobby stated. "Nah...Michelle Pffiefer." "Julie had the curves my friend." "But not the attitude,and I liked the whip thing." Darien looked at Claire for support. "what do you say Claire?Michelle was best right?" Claire rolled her eyes and said nothing.Annie giggled,she was having a good time even if Claire was a bit quiet.She looked at her eating companion.So,this was Claire.Bobby had mentioned her a few times on their date,more than a few times,and Annie had the distinct impression that Claire would cheerfully throw her out of the nearest exit to get to Bobby. "Annie,what do you think?" Darien looked hopeful that she would agree with him.She pursed her lips and pretended to think about the question. "Actually,I liked Eartha Kitt." Groans echoed from around the table. "Oh no not another contender." "I thought we'd narrowed it down?" "No you narrowed it down hotshot." "Well,Michelle was hot." "If you like butch women." "Hey,there's nothing butch about Michelle." "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE DOES IT REALLY MATTER?" Claire bellowed,her nerves on the edge by now.People looked at their table disaprovingly.She had had enough.Annie was too nice,and Bobby and Darien were paying too much attention to her for her liking.Claire stood up. " I'm going to the ladies room" and stalked off.Once in the toilet,she lay her head against the mirror and sighed loudly.This was not turning out how she had planned.She was supposed to be witty,entertaining and sexy but instead she had turned into some sort of fishwife.Preparing herself for her return,she heard the door open.Annie stood behind her with a soft look on her face. "You like him don't you?" "Yes" replied Claire miserably."Look,I'm sorry Annie,you seem really nice and I've just been horrible to you." Annie looked at her for a second then spoke. "He likes you too you know,he talked about you on our date the other night." "Really?" Claire's voice sounded keen. "Really.I have no interest in being someone's consolation prize and that's what I would be.Bobby's a great guy,but his heart is unavailable,it belongs to you." "He has a crush that's all." Claire moved around Annie and felt her hand on her arm. "No,he loves you and you love him,it's obvious." Claire stared at Annie,realised she was right and started to gain hope. "Look,"said Annie "Why don't you tell him?" "I can't." "Why not?" "I can't ruin his date." "The date is already ruined,you're miserable and he's confused." Annie snorted. "Do yourselves a favour and go get a room." Claire's eyes widened at that comment.She thought about it and bit her lip.The thought of making love with Bobby made her feel faint.Images flashed through her head as she imagined sweaty bodies,whispered words and different positions. "What about you?" she asked the petite woman. "Don't worry about me."Annie winked."Is Darien available?" Claire smiled and gave Annie a brief hug.Together they walked back to the table.The men were in deep conversation but Bobby jumped up when he saw the two women. "Everything Okay?" he asked. "Bobby, Claire feels unwell can you take her home?" Annie looked the picture of innocence. "Sure,but what about you?" Bobby was torn between being the gentleman and the chance of taking Claire home. "Darien will take care of me won't you?" A pair of blue eyes turned full force on the taller man. "Sure,no problem." "That's settled then."Annie handed Claire her wrap. "Now you feel better." Claire managed a smile and turned to Bobby.He took her arm and escorted her back to the car he had borrowed.They travelled in silence.The atmosphere in the car was electric and Claire felt like she would explode if she didn't get Bobby soon.Bobby was thinking the same thing.He had loved Claire for so long and her behaviour at dinner had all the hallmarks of jealousy,not to mention the little tidbit of information Darien had told him.Neither one spoke.Claire decided to take the bull by the horns. "Bobby,let's get a room." She winced at the vulgarity of her statement.Bobby looked shocked,then amused. "There's something you don't hear everyday." He was having a hard time concentrating now,the mental pictures of him and Claire were messing with his head.They passed a motel,Bobby drove into the parking lot. "Claire,you want to...?" Bobby got no further because Claire was attached to his mouth. They kissed hotly,tongues sparring with each other and fighting for space in each others mouths.Claire moaned,she was so aroused she just wanted Bobby to take her.Bobby was thinking the same thing but he wasn't into back seat sex even if it was with Claire. "Let's get a room." Bobby's deep voice sounded muffled against her neck.They drew apart,and went to the reception.Claire was rubbing herself up and down Bobby desperate for contact.Bobby paid for the room as quickly as possible and led Claire to room number seven.As soon as the door shut they were on each other.Claire pawed at Bobby's jacket and shirt trying to find skin.Bobby,on the other hand was making short work of Claire's dress.Somehow they ended up on the bed naked and moaning.Claire ran her hands up and down Bobby's body pausing only to rub his tight butt.Bobby moaned his pleasure and neatly moved down Claire's body.She gasped when she felt his tongue on her clit. "OOOh Bobby,god,yes yes." She moved her hands to caress his head.Bobby licked harder beginning to lose control of his emotion.She tasted so sweet and her moans were making him harder than he had ever been. "Bobby!!Oh my love my love." Claire arched her hips and clutched at the sheet.She was so close,so close.Bobby growled,and parted her legs wider burying his face in her softness.He thrashed her with his tongue wildly, loving her cries of pleasure. "AHHHH that's it,yes Bobby,now now!" Claire screamed out her pleasure as she shuddered with release. Bobby brought her down gently,lapping at the juices pouring out of her.She relaxed onto the bed slowly,every inch the satisfied female.He moved over her his need great.All his control had long gone and he wanted to possess her totally.Parting Claire's legs he moved,only to be stopped.She flipped them over ,then sank down on his hard cock.She whimpered,his cock was huge and he filled her completely.Claire began to move slowly,rising and falling feeling him slipping in and out of her. "Claire,Claire god ride me,that's it,like that." Bobby felt his climax building,he was determined to take her with him when he came.Before Claire knew what was happening,she was rolled over onto her back.Bobby was still deep inside her and she could feel his hard cock throbbing. He thrust inside her forcing a moan from her lips.Harder and harder he pumped until they were fucking each other wildly,screaming each others names, begging for release.Claire arched helplessly under her lover trying to hold back but couldn't. " Bobby,Bobby so good,yes please oh,I'm cumming,I'm cumming!!" Claire's head fell back as she screamed.Bobby growled again and thrust twice more before uttering a deep groan of male satisfaction. "Oh yeah yeah." he came all the while feeling Claire's muscles contract around him. Claire came back to herself and felt Bobby stroking her hair gently.She kissed his nose and rubbed it with her own. "That was amazing." She said softly as they gazed at one another. "I love you Claire." "I love you too." Bobby rolled off her and she snuggled into him.Claire stroked his chest and nipped it lightly.He tasted of sweat and her. "You know, Annie was right."She said teasingly. "Right about what?" Bobby's head bobbed as he tried to look down at her. "Eartha Kitt was the best Catwoman." Bobby chuckled and wondered what else Annie was right about. "Why do I get the feeling I was set up?"He enquired. Claire grinned mysteriously,and settled back on him sighing happily. The End.