Lula - Queen of the Hula Krewe
With the creation of the Krewe of Hula a proper and fitting queen had to be selected.

After and exhauting and thurough Internet search the Krewe found Lula.

She arrived properly packaged and COD several days later.

Ushered into the party like royalty she quickly bewitched us all.

None could resist her wiles.

The cook was lured away from his steaming cauldrons by her beckoning wink.

Despite the promise in her eyes, Lula remained coy and elusive. As soon as the cook was forced to return to his work, she moved on.

Robert was caught dancing (he claimed) with her shortly after. He seemed startled as his romantic reverie in the darkness beyond the tiki poles was interrupted.

Desperately clutching the phone, it was unclear who he was calling when his tryst was discovered.

Several witnesses claimed to hear him yell, "Mom! I'm going to be late coming home tonight!"

We were unable to substantiate the reports.

Tom tried the brute force method. It worked only momentarily.

As the night progressed, it became more and more clear none could resist Lula's many charms.

But, eventually, she had to leave with someone.