Maria's Portfolio


Song Parodies

Beautiful Granger" [tune:Beautiful Stranger; Madonna] Although I'd heard song parodies before, seeing the parodies on mugglenet inspired me to start writing them.
Call The Girl [tune: Kiss The Girl; Little Mermaid] This is a song about painfully shy boy, and boston beauty.
Best of Friends [tune: Best of Friends; Fox and the Hound] I wrote this as an apology to my friend Nat after a pretty big fight. It worked.
Maybe [tune: Maybe; Annie] This stupid parody woke me up in the middle of the night and wouldn't let me sleep untill it was written. SERIOUSLY! these things write themselves!
The Call [tune: The Call; Backstreet Boys] Another random one that wrote itself. I hadn't written a parody in a while, so I went to my cd collection for inspiration, I saw the Black and Blue cd, and laughed, thinking there was nothing worth parodying there, by the time I got into the soundtracks, this was in my head.
We Three Friends [tune: We Three Kings] This was supposed to be for the annual mugglenet christmas parody contest, but I forgot about it and didn't submit intime. oh well. Here it is.
Lobsters [tune: Drums of War; Pocahontas] I wrote this the night before the series finale aired. Clearly I was excited, but the tune that came out is just random!
Pink Panther Cheer [Tune: opening cheer from Bring It On] This is a tribute to my tickety tight pink panthers!
Little Did Gran Know She Raised a Hero[tune: Little Did She Know She Raised a Hero] This is about the boy who was almost chosen!
Away On Their Brooms [tune: Man On The Moon; REM] This is about the weasley twins Gred and Forge. No clue why I wrote this, it just came out.
I Meant Nobody Harm Liz wanted me to write a parody about Wicked the novel, since none of the broadway songs actually have anything to do with anything in the books (seriously! They're all plotlines and scenes changed from the novel)

Artwork

3 Point View The same corridor: The floor, the ceiling, and straight ahead.
Ancient Goddess A multicultural inspiration of ancient history
Excercize A class excercize in shapes and shading. It's that simple.
Mercedes Zoe Reilley For the final exam in my senior art class, I had to take the influences of (fictional) artest Mercedes Zoe Reilley (who's influences just HAPPEN to be exactly all the stuff we covered that year) and reconstruct one of her missing pieces (her entire collection mysteriously vanished!
Luke and Anna This is a multimedia drawing of my little twin siblings.
Mariella A self portrait with influences in disney cartooning
Mid-Summer Night's Dream A costuming scheme for the famous Shakespeare play
Paintbrush Exactly what it says. in high magnitude
Weave A weave tile

Poetry

Bottled Energy Something I wrote on the plane to camp friends
Poetry Final my final portfolio of work for my poetry class
Poetry. . . sort of no comment. don't ask
Crown of Jewels A crown of sonnets about what I love best!
Growing Hole Oddly, a darker side to camp love

Essays

Proof I proposed this play for my theater group, and ended up writing my english/theater paper on it. *shrugs* I like it
Anything Too Stupid To Be Said Is Sung My thoughts on singing
Spiritual Autobiography I wrote this originally for my religion class. I like it