Parodies

Parody to "...Baby One More Time"

Oh, Britney baby
I think you're a sleazy ho
Without a hint of talent
Oh, Britney baby
There's something wrong with your toe
It's bigger than this planet
Surely, your hair looks unhealthy
Your intentions look so fake
And no, it don't look good And I, I must confess You sing off key (sing off key)
Can't hit the right note in any line
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime
Oh Britney, baby
It's time you told the truth
Your first kiss wasn't Justin
Please tell us that it isn't true
You're sleeping with your cousin
Truly, your eyes look so droopy
We all wonder
If you're an inbred--no one knows
Your uglyness is killin me
And I, I must confess
You're such a sleaze (such a sleaze)
We see right through you, you're talentless
Give it a rest
All you ever do is show your chest
Oh, Britney baby
Your hair's been chewed by a goat
Oh, Britney baby
There's something stuck in your throat
I must confess that you're talentless
It just blows my mind
Don't you know I still believe (still believe)
That you're an inbred
And how you got signed,
JIVE must have been deaf and blind
Want your boobies just one more size?!
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Parody To Lucky

Late at night, she walks out,
going to her street corner.
Its time for orgies, going wild
she is everyones fave whore.
They go…
"Isn't she fucky,this porn star?"
And they say…
Chorus:
She's so fucky,shes a pornstar
and she hump hump humps even in shopping carts,thinking
I get lucky and I'm high as a kite,so
Thats why my ass burns at night

Lost in a warehouse,in a scene
But the porn director wont yell "cut"
And the bed is bumping,and we keep on humpin
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go…
"Isn't she fucky,this porn star?"
And they say…

Chorus

"Best porn star, and the winner is…Fucky!"
"I'm Roger Johnson for Por News standing outside the arena waiting for Fucky"
"Oh my god…here she cums!!"

Isn't she fucky,this pornstar girl?
She is so fucky, but why does she hump?
If she gets ass high as a kite
Why does her ass still burn at night?

Chorus:
She's so fucky, shes a pornstar
and she hump hump humps even in shopping carts,thinking
I get lucky and I'm high as a kite,so
Thats why my ass burns at night