jerry

*Ever wonder where n*sync will be in 5 years................now you'll know.*
Jerry: Today we have a very special show planned, our guests are 90's pop sensation *Nsync ( Audience stares blankley at jerry)
Jerry:you know,Justin,Joey,chris,lance,and j.c?*NSync!
( Audience continues to stare blankly at Jerry)
Jerry:Anyways,lets bring out our guests.(Justin,jc,joey,and chris walk on stage and take their seats)
Justin:Yo Jerry I love yo show.
Joey:Me too,especially the one about hookers.
Justin:SHUT UP FOO!
Jerry: I noticed there are only 4 of you, where's lance?
Justin:Dat foo lost his compact, he be cross da street at da clinique corner.
JC:*sniffs and rubs nose* Can I go to the bathroom?
Jerry: yeah sure, go ahead, so Justin, hows your life been the past 5 years?
Justin: well eva since ah got day hoe Britney Spears pregnant, she be stalkin' me, she don't understand i don't want her skanky ass.
Jerry:Ok, anyway.......(Lance jumps on stage)
Jerry: nice of you to join us, Lance.
Lance: they didn't have my color i'm so pale
chris:*under his breath* WUSS!
Lance:*picks up chris by the collar* What did you say bitch?
Chris:sorry,sorry please don't hurt me! (lance dropschris into his chair)
Jerry: How long does it take for JC to use the bathroom?
(JC runs on stage)
JC: sorry ,Jerry I spilt something ,just to let you know ,that powder stuff was there when i got there.
Jerry: Ok ,sure ,so lance how has life been the past 5 years?
Lance: Well, I met this really great guy,um, i mean girl,yeah i mean girl and now we manage a nail salon together.
Justin:To,Foo,that shit can't be good for the group.
Lance:DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU ASSHOLE!
Justin: sorry,sorry please don't hurt me!
Lance: I warned you!(Lance picks up a chair and throws it at justin)
Jerry:*while NSync are all fighting with each other on stage*
Well,that wraps it up for this show, be sure to tune in tomorrow for the amazing 300lb.BRITNEY SPEARS! ( AUDIENCE STANDS UP AND CLAPS)