| Twas the night before Christmas Written By: Justin Timberlake Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cause it was all good. The tube socks was hung on the window sill, and we all had smiles up on our grill. Lance and Joey was snug in da crib, in the back bedroom cuz dat's how we live. and moms in her dor-rag and me wit ma nine, had just gotten busy cause Britney is fine. All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats goes da system was fly. I bounced to da window at a quarter pas', Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass. well anyway... I yelled to my ho Britney, "yo, peep dis!", She said, "Stop frontin', just mind yo bidness." I said, "for real, doe, come check dis out." We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' and humpin' from around da way, Was Santa, 8 reindeer, and a sleigh. Da beats was kickin' do ride was phat, I said, "Yo red dawg, you all dat!" He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!" To da top of da projects and across the strip mall, "We gots to go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on da top of da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move. I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got now stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is whack! But don't worry pimp cuz I got da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his back he pulled 3 small tings: a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. He slid down the fire excape smoove as a cat, and busted the window with a b-ball bat. I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place!?" He said, "You best get up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold, His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old. He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side, Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine of his gold toof, He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof. He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome, To tap dat booty waitin' at home. And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty... "WEEEESSST SIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!" |