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| Welcome to the shrine of the Golden Kooshi. | |||||||||
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| This is the first ever online shrine based on the might and majesty that is the Golden Kooshi. We here at the shrine, we worship the great Golden Kooshi as it influences our daily lives and gives us great hope. We, the great priests of the shrine of Kooshi wish for you to participate in our great cult, oh, i mean, umm... religion, and help to fund a giant telescope in which we will use it to see out into the far depths of space in order to view the great Golden Kooshi and take commands from it. It will lead us into a great beyond of slavery, wait, no, I mean... freedom from all hardships where we will love and service the great Kooshi for all eternity. This dream may become a reality, but your help is needed. Give us cash, erm, I mean, please donate a small amount of money to help fund the search for the Golden Kooshi, and you shall be blessed. |
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| Where did the Golden Kooshi come from? How did it get such great powers? Why is it Golden, and what does Kooshi mean?? It all began, long ago, in the age of Ketten. We figure it to be about 1.53634x10^99^9 billion years ago. There, a small piece of metorite sat in the ocean, gaining energy from the sun, as it grew bigger and bigger, it soon became bigger than the earth itself. as it grew, it soon began to float away from the earth and drifted to the sun, which it began to eat. As it ate the sun, it soon began to gain a yellow shine to it, and very shortly after it finished eatting the sun and grew to its maximum size, it came to life and shot back to outer space at an incredible speed. There, it sat, motionless, up to this day; waiting for the humans to find it. In the late 600's BC, there was an old Japanese man named Krushiraman, who first found traces of the Golden Kooshi in a small crater near his beach. It was he who wrote the Book of Kooshi. Kooshi as a word means in (Japanese): A giant being that does not move much. |
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