MMM2

The story behind
The MarioMan Movie: Part 2

PART 2- MAIN PAGE

After the great success of the original chapter that started it all, the MarioMan realized that he needed to create another masterpiece that would capture the attention of millions as they sat in front of their TV sets without even blinking once. The MarioMan, however, also realize that sequels tend to suck. Still a mystery, no one quite knows why sequels don't do as good as the orgininal and so the MarioMan thought, "Why work so hard on something that one will want to see?" He spent many nights awake trying to answer that question. One night, finally, he thought, "How can they possibly know if it sucks if they haven't seen it?" After he thought that, he decided to make the movie. "But wait," he kept thinking, "after they see it, they're going to realize that it sucks and then they're going to hate me and wish I died and burned in hell forever." He then decided to not make the movie after all. One day, though, he said, "What am I thinking? I am the MarioMan, the greatest director and moviemaker that ever lived, how could I possibly create a movie that sucks? That's just impossible. I'm making this movie and there's no power on earth that can stop me!!" Right after he said that, his mother walked into his room and told him that if he didn't raise his grades at school, she would take away his camera. "Ah, crap!" he screamed, "grades are due next week, I'll never be able to make this movie and with the crappy job that I have, I will never collect enough money to buy another camera. AAAAAGH!!" For the next 5 days, the MarioMan had to work very hard at school, sucking up to every teacher and sometimes sucking other things. His teachers, specially the males, were satisfied with his job so when report cards came, the MarioMan had just made it with a 2.0. "Ah-ha!! I made a passing grade and now my mother can't take away my camera! Now I'm making this movie and there's no power on earth that can stop me!!" At that moment, all of his friends who were in his previous film called to tell him that if he was by

any chance planning on making a new movie, he could forget about them because they had no interest in being in his new movie. Now the MarioMan was sad again. He had no one to help him make the movie. But the MarioMan was so smart and so slick that he thought out a plan and he thought it out fast. He decided to cast new people for his new movie. He contacted his friends Jose, Andrew, Brandon, and Ermias. They all agreed and signed to it. Now the MarioMan was ready to make the sequel, all he needed now was a plot. "All I need now is a plot," he thought. "Ah-ha!", he shouted, "I'll base it on the previous film, no script, no writing, no nothing, I'll we have to do is go to places and we'll have real people do the story for us. I am a God damn genious!!" Everybody was up to the MarioMan's plan, but they warmed him that the audience would expect more. "We'll make it 5 minutes longer," said the MarioMan. But that's not what his crew meant, they explained to him that the audience would expect something different to the plot from the previous film. So the MarioMan went back to his thinking state of mind. After hours of scratching his head, the MarioMan spoke. "Eureka! I got it! ‥o tengo! Je l'ai!! Eu comecei-o! Lo ho ottenuto!" "What, Mario? What? Why are you speaking in many languages?" they shouted. "We'll box," he replied. No one expects us to box, so we'll have boxing matches in the movie- it's fun, it's educational, it's original, it's a hit!" Everyone agreed and signed to it. Now the MarioMan and the crew was ready to create the greatest movie ever made. Time went by and before they knew it, they had, indeed, created the greatest movie ever made.*

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THE STORY

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