The story behind the MarioMan Movie

The story behind
The MarioMan Movie

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It all started on the hot summer of 1998. The MarioMan was short in money and was desperate to acquire some. He was broke. His mother had recently thrown him out of the house because he was getting bad grades in school. The MarioMan wandered the streets looking for spare pennies on the the sidewalks. Sometimes he would attack the bums on the streets and steal their money. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," he would sing to himself.
One day, though, out of the blue, the MarioMan had a vision. In this vision, a black man spoke to him, "Take the blue pill and go back to your broke-ass world; take the red pill and I will show you paradise." Without thinking twice, the MarioMan tackled the black man to take the red pill from him. "Wait!" screamed the black man, "I can only show the door, you have to walk through it." "What the hell does that mean?" asked the MarioMan. "It's a metaphor, Mario," answered the black man. "How do you know my name?" said Mario scared as hell. "I know many things about you, Mario. I know that you can't sleep and when you do, you wet your bed. And I know that you always ask yourself the same question." "What is my name?" said Mario. "No, you idiot, what is the Matrix? Didn't you see the movie?" said the black man as he smacked Mario silly. "Ooooooo! Anyway, can I take the pill now?" "Yes, you can- but remember, I can only show you the door, you ha--" "Yeah, yeah, you said that already." "Okay, choose a pill." "Any side effects?" "Well, nausea, diarrhea, cranks, baldness, impontence, dizzyness, blindness, headaches, heart desease and cancer." "Is that bad?" "Take the damn pill aready, man! The people reading this crap want to know how the hell you came up with the freaking movie!!" "Oh, okay." The MarioMan went ahead and took a pill. "You idiot! You were suppossed to take the red pill! Now you'll never have a better life!"

"Can I still take the red pill?" said the MarioMan. "I guess," said the black man. The MarioMan than swallowed the red pill and woke up from his dream. THE END.
Wait! We still haven't told you the Story Behind the MarioMan Movie. It all started sometime around 1998. Mario was at school bored as usual. He would say to himself, "God, school is so boring. I must find a way to get out of this boredom. I must, before my head explodes!!!! AAAAGH!!!" "Be quiet, Mario!" said his teacher. Mario got up from his desk and started to move around, opening drawers and file cabinets looking for something to do. Suddenly Mario said, "Bingo!" He then pulled out a bingo card out of a drawer. That day Mario gathered with his friends Alfredo, Jessie, and Richard. Days went by and before they knew it, they had created the greatest movie of all times, until, of course, the sequel. THE END.

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