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After the success of The Marioman Trilogy, The Marioman was was literally placed into "superstardom". Overwhelmed by this large amount of popularity, The Marioman decided to go on hiatus. During his break from the film industry a woman who hated the Marioman approach him and said "You're not fit to shine Tom Green's shoes!" Later that day the Marioman was in his 5-million dollar loft and said to himself, "Oh my God, she's right!" The next day The Marioman quit his job as Tom Green's shoe shiner and decided to return to the film industry. When writing on what his next film should be, he said to himself, "I cant make the same mistake those Police Academy people made and make too many sequels." In other words there was no way he was going to make a Marioman Movie 4. Well, not anytime soon. He was then riding in his long-time producer Jose Lopez's Expedition when they both saw a boxing glove in the back seat. Jose made a joke that implied that the glove belonged to a one-armed boxer named One. The Marioman then said "That's it! The next movie will be called One." Jose then said, "Thats a stupid idea and besides I was just joking." Mario replied, "Yeah, but we've got nothing else to do so we might as well film this." After Mario said that Jose kicked him out of his car in an uncontrolable rage. Minutes later Jose crashed into the same tree Nick Nolte crashed into.
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