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| Feel like reading? Wanna see how our masterpieces sound through literature, before they're transform into live action? Well, sorry to disappoint you but you will have to visit this page later. We currently do not have the scripts of our exciting titles posted online. We will soon but for the meantime just keep reading the nonesense. | ||||||||||||
| In a perfect a world, you would be browsing from our wide collection of movie scripts available at your leasure. But this isn't a perfect world. You don't wake up every morning with your breath smelling like fresh roses in a garden in some Malibu 25 million-dollar house. You don't go to school and expect the professor to fall asleep, let everyone do as they please, and end with an A plus at the end of the semester. You don't walk through the beach without getting your feet stuck in the sand. You don't drive a 100 miles per hour, cruise right in front of a cop, and get ignore. No. no. no. no, mi'jito. This is an perfect world at all. Children are starving somewhere in the world as you read this. Westerfield just got convicted of a crime he swears he didn't commit- In a perfect world, he'd be laughing his ass off as the detectives attempt to find the killer. In a perfect world, I'd be with some hot chick in a warm bed making sweet love by the fire instead of writing this crap. | ||||||||||||
| Well, enough is enough. I will now sing the Star-Spanking National Anthem: "Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes--" ah, that's enough, it's not the Fourth anyway. -- I will now recite some poetry: "Air, flows in my ears. The stars, in the air, are seen. Drive-by shootings smell like lead..." -- and now I shall speak the truth and nothing but the true: "I didn't do it, it was the one-armed man." Eh, that's a classic, I bet you're rolling on the floor laughing out loud. LOL- AHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| One of my favorite colors is pink. Pink is so sweet. It is nice and suave and soft and so beutiful. When I think of pink, I picture the children running freely throught the vast green fields of freshly grown tomatoes. Pink is a symbolic symbol of harmony, peace, and tranquility. Aww... I love pink. It is my favorite color of all the colors that ever lived. | ||||||||||||
| "Life is like chocolates in a box, tasty but messy." | ||||||||||||
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