ERMIAS GOTU a.k.a. George Foreman

Ermias Gotu made his debut as an actor in The MarioMan Movie: Part 2 where he plays a championship boxer.  This thick mind is the fruit of a night of hot sex between his mom and dad.  He was born somewhere in the United States at the age of zero.    As a child, Gotu would ride ponies and comb barbies.  His parents feared early signs of homosexuality but as the years passed, Gotu left his interests for babies and was only interested in Ken.  He would dress Ken in speedos, bikinis, thongs, and jocks.

Here Ermias posses as a Boxer .

He would pair up Ken with other Kens.  On one occasion, his mother finally made up the guts to confront the situation.  "I think little Ermias prefers the company of men?" said the mother.  "And who wouldn't?" said the father.

On Sundays, Ermias dedicates himself to the Lord.  He goes to church and preaches the word of Christ like the good Muslim he is.

Ermias at his place of residence with all his 5 kids.  Shakur (20), Mamur (17), Babun (14), Tatun(12), and Federico (1).

Years passed and Ermias grew up.  He became a man of principles.  He took a part-time job as a Rabi at his community Catholic church.