Andrew Johnson

ANDREW JOHNSON
1983-2002

Andrew Johnson was one of of the greatest actors of all times. This thin in body but thick in talent man was born in the beautiful, green hills of Portland, Oregon where he was raised rigidly and strictly by his grandparents. At the age of 4, Andrew was forcely and unwillingly recruited into a Catholic School for the Mentally Challenged in Fresno, California. While Andrew did not suffer from any mental disability, his evil grandparents sent him there to collect money from the government. Inside the institution, Andrew was abused constantly by the Headmaster and the entire staff. They took turns. Sick of misstreatment, Andrew escaped from the torment at the age of 5. Andrew finally arrived to San Diego, California to live with his father and younger brother.
Years passed and Andrew grew up into a man of principles. He joined the KKK or Krusty the Klown Kamp where he dressed as a clown and gave free entertainment to the children. Finally, Andrew was discovered by Mario Lefiti, who took him under his arms and gave him his first opportunity to demostrate his talents as an actor. He played an abused child of a drunken father where he was constantly raped by his older brothers in a short film called Sunset Blvd. This film was never released publicly.
In 2002, Andrew was shot dead by African American police officers as he allegedly threaten them with a cell phone that looked like a gun. He was shot 8 times in the chest and 4 in the head. His last words were, "Don't shoot, I don't have a gun." The officers heard the word 'gun' and fired.
At his funeral service, many celebrities attended. Among them were his closests friends, his family, ex-presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford, and O.J. Simpson. President Bush gave a speech that shook the nation. His most memorable quotes included, "Saddan Hussain must disarm himself." *

FILMOGRAPHY
"Sunset Blvd" (1990)
"I'm Gay, so what?" (1991)
"Slap me, I'm a bitch: (1992)
"I'm Gay, so what?: Part 2 (1993)
"Gay Man's Land" (1994)
"Dude, where's my spank?" (1995)
"Fetish" (1996)
"Latex" (1997)
"Cowboys are Fun" (1998)
"Who needs Women, anyway?" (1999)
"The MarioMan Movie: Part 2 (2000)
"The MarioMan Movie: Part 3" (2002)

Notable TV apperances
"Queer as Folk"
"OZ"