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RENE MARTINEZ

When one asks Rene Martinez what he thinks of success, he replies, "Suc-what?", for he still doesn't know what that is.  Rene Martinez was born in Tijuana, Mexico to Don and Doņa Martinez.  He basically grew up an American since he attended school in San Diego, CA and resided there half of his life.  Rene had ambisioned becoming a famous Hollywood star since he was a child.  His luck has not been very good, however.  Rene would have to wandered the streets and knock many doors before any answer would come.  Finally, after many attempts and many rejections, Rene knocked on MarioMan Pictures' door.  He was greeted by the MarioMan who said, "What?!  Who are you?  What the hell do you want?"  Rene modestly told him that he was looking for a job as an actor.  Mario told him to f__ off since he had no use for him and then slammed the door on his face.  After Mario went back inside, Jose told him, "Mario, we need someone to play a talking toilet who everyone takes dumps on."  Mario said, "I have just the right person for such degrading roll."  Mario walked outside and yelled at Rene who was walking away in tears, "Hey you!  Toilet! I can use your pathetic ass after all."  Rene ran back to Mario and he had finally acquired what he so much dreamed off.    Since then, Rene Martinez has played some of the greatest roles in the history of Marioman Pictures. In "The Marioman Movie: Part 3" he played "Extra #36". In "One:The Fellowship Of The Arm" he plays an immobile object that never speaks and allows other people sit on. The name of the object is "Chair".

"Without Rene Martinez there wouldn't be a Marioman Pictures. Oops, did I say Rene Martinez? What I meant to say was Robert Deniro. Without Robert Deniro there wouldn't be a Marioman Pictures." -Mario Lefiti