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RICHARD LE

Richard Le is a bum that Marioman Pictures picked up off of the streets. He was hired to work for Marioman Pictures for deodorant and lice repeller. He smells like hot ass. His breath smells so badly, everytime he speaks people look forward to his farts. Richard Le thinks bathing is for losers. "I'll only bathe if it is in a swimming pool, damn it, other than that count me out!" he explains. One time Richard tried to kick his own ass but his big toe got stuck in the elastic of his underwear and he fell out of a two story building.    Most of Richard's work can be found in literature.  He's written a good series of books based mostly on own personal experience.  Richard turned to writing  as a way to escape reality.  When Richard was convited of stealing money from a church and  was sentenced to 25 years in prison without parole or bail, he wrote a book to escape from prison.  This book, entitled The Escape is about a man who was sentence to 25 years in prison.  The book explains all the steps and procedures the inmate took to escape out.  Ironically, after Richard published the book from inside prison, the book prevented him from escaping since authorities read the book and found out of Richard's escaping plans.  He was sent to a maximum security prison 1000 feet under wear.

"Thats right, I farted. Are you jealous?"-Richard Le

FILMOGRAPHY "The Bad, the Smelly, and the Ugly: A Richard's Story" (1997) "The Marioman Movie"(1998) "The Marioman Movie:Part 3"(2002) BIBLIOGRAPHY "How to smell the Most" (1996) -This is Richard's first semi-autobiography.  In this book, Richard teaches people how to achieve the dirties, most unappealing smell ever achieved by a human.  Using personal techiniques and his own anecdotes, this book can surely teach you how to smell. "Bum and the City" (1997) - In this book, published just 6 months after How to smell the Most, Richard uses vivid images and Shakespearian languange to tell the Story of a bum-addict who loves to live in the streets and steal coins out of parkmeters. "Ugly and the Beast" (1998) - This book, obviosly based on the all-time charming Beauty and the Beast, is a fictional story where Richard the Ugly, the main character, also inspired by the author himself falls in love with a beast. "When Good Bums Go Bad" (1999) - This is the story of a bum who after living in the streets his whole life, wins the lottery and moves to the suburbs and lives  a white-like type of life among other white people. "The Escape" (2000) - A prisoner keeps a diary of his plans to escape prison. "Life in Virginia" (2002) -This is Richard's latest book.  In this book, Richard narrates his country life after leaving the city.  He demostrates techniques on how to bathe with pigs and other mud-loving animals.