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Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the News Room.  Our archor is George Foreman from the George Foreman Grill.  Today we bring you the bests news that ever lived:
*Fartinator:Rise Of The Farts- Mario Lefiti, the writer and director of "The Marioman Movie Quadgiligy" and "One: The Fellowship Of The Arm" is taking one of the greatest action films of all time (The Terminator) and turning it into a "45 minute long fart joke" in "Fartinator: Rise Of The Farts". The Marioman promises that every scene in the film will have someone fart, have the word "fart" mentioned, have someone smell a fart and/or have someone on screen with the word "fart" in their name. If you love farts, you'll love this movie. It's out now!!!
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