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					The Five-Step Program to Cure Laziness
	Hello.  If you ended up here is because you are very lazy.  MarioMan Pictures is committed to get rid of lazy people.  Now, to do so we personally chose the M-16 assault rifle but state and federal regulations will not let us use that.  Instead we've created a 5-step program to end laziness: Step 1: Run everyday a mile or two Step 2: Arrive to work early and do more than expect by your employer. Step 3: Instead of using the remote control, get up and use the buttons on the TV set. Step 4: Cook daily rather than eating out. Step 5: Write one hundred and eighty thousand times, "I will not let lazyness rule upon me." After completing this 5-step course, you are now a graduate and are no longer a lazy person. NOTE: You must do all five steps everyday for the rest of you're life to be consired not lazy.
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