Top Ten Things
People WON'T SAY When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker
or the More Subtle Fish Symbol On Your Car:
10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask
those folks how we can become Christians."
9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians
-- they must have a good reason
for driving 90 miles an hour.
8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with
another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."
7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian
couple with a brand-new BMW?"
6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't
get thrown in jail?" "Dad, can we get a bumper
sticker like that, too?"
5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get
raptured, that car's gonna be all over the
road!"
4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a
chance to share Jesus with a police officer."
3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their
windows, Bert -- it's probably gospel tracts for
the road workers."
2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just
rear-ended one of God's cars."
1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know
that we love Jesus!"