Jason X
April 28, 2002
Jason X
2002
Directed by A. Moron
Starring: The usual gang of idiots
J-Rock's Review:
Don't waste your damn money. Don't rent it. Don't even watch it on TV.
Oh my god. I can't believe I paid $8.50 for this. I mean, I knew it was going to be bad, but holy shit, it's down there with Blood Farmers, Leprechaun in Space, and Space Truckers.
After Jason X, I snuck into Murder By Numbers. And that didn't even make it worth $8.50.
If you ever liked any of the Friday the 13th movies, then don't see this one. It will make you want to burn all the old DVDs and videos.
I'm sure you already know the main concept from the trailers and reviews, so I'll just warn you away as best I can. This shit-fest looks like it was shot by the Sci-Fi Channel. There are only 4 hooters in the whole flick, and you only see them at the very end of the flick, and then only for about 10 seconds. Today's horror movies suck. This one makes any of the teeny-bopper "suspense" flicks look like The Exorcist. Jason X is basically a cheap knock-off of Aliens, but with Jason chasing them around.
Avoid at all costs.
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