Return of the Zombies a.k.a. La Orgia de los Muertos a.k.a. Zombie 3:
Return of the Living Dead a.k.a. Dracula the Terror of the Living Dead (huh?)
1973
Directed by a Spaniard (seriously!)
Starring: Stelvio Rosi (a.k.a. Stan Cooper), Jacinto Molina (a.k.a. Paul Naschy),
and Dyanik Zurakowska
J-Rock's Review:
of 5 skulls - only because of the boobies
Why do all of these zombie flicks have twenty different names?
Heck, in this one, even the actors have multiple names
This movie isn't really a zombie flick. It's more like a
Sherlock Holmes-esque horror flick, with a mysterious death, a disputed
will, a jilted widow and a wrongly accused heir.
In the end, it turns out the family murders were carried out by the
mad scientist's zombie servants. These zombies don't even appear until
1:15 into the movie, and the movie's only 1:30 long, and I don't even
know why it's called the Return, because they never went anywhere in the first place.
Well, there's some boobies in this one, but it's still nothing worth watching.
So let's review what we've learned today:
- Italians love zombies
- Zombie movies are (almost) always bad quality
- Zombie movies always have boobies
- I'm starting to hate zombie movies
