Revenge

Rob-Dogg and Lobb-Bomb found this "gem" in a video store near Rob-Dogg's house while I was visiting upstate New York. That was the last time I will ever go north of Westchester.

I'm sure The Duke was turning over in his grave when his son signed on for this shit-fest. And what was the late, great John Carradine thinking? That guy's descended from an actual saint, for cryin' out loud!

This movie has to be the second worst one I have ever seen Invasion of the Blood Farmers was worse, but it's listed in the IMDB, which lends it some credibility.

We all had no idea what it was about. There was something about people mysteriously dying, something about medallions left on the bodies, and then something about (get this) a dog cult. The killers in this movie were apparently worshipers of "Caninus", the dog devil (or is it Devil Dog? No, wait, that's a snack cake).

Then at the end, some old lady shoots some guy (a senator or something), but he turns into some sort of half-man, half-dog thing. That was the end.

You're probably as confused as we were. All three of us scratched our heads in unison, attempting to piece together the pile of garbage we had just witnessed. We soon gave up, and played Asteroids.

For more information, go to Super Video in Ballston Lake, New York, and rent "Revenge".

ADDED 4/27/00:

Revenge is now listed on the Internet Movie Database!! I guess enough people read about it here that they had no choice but to acknowledge its existence!! Check it out: Revenge

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