On holiday at the Pine Hill Hotel Hisaronu, Turkey with Triss, Cal and Alex. Met up with Matt, Adele and Victoria for 2 weeks of drink, practical jokes, pulling birds, stitches and a 70 quid medical bill see pictures
Me, Jen and Hitler at Leeds Festival with Ollie, Gilly and Crid. I basically shelled out 90 quid for a ticket just to see Guns N' Roses and it was the greatest moment of my life and managed to start a bottle fight in The Offspring crowd. Plus I met Amen and got my back and time cards signed.
After the hardest most intense three hours of my life me and Lee passed our Karate grading. Me with a 3rd Kyu Brown belt Goju Ryu Karate, Lee with a 2nd Kyu Brown Belt. I managed to pick up a neck injury when I landed from a throw :(
Me and Triss got a lift to the Dio concert at the accademy in Manchester. After Guns N' Roses this was a close second greatest moment in my life Asking his brother Danny if he wanted to go so we could get a lift there seemed like a great idea until I ended up paying for his ticket :(
Looking to my bet with roughly half of my college bus to come in on the last day wearing a pink thonged bikini. Im even letting people pay to wax me for it (I just need to convince myself the money is worth the pain :\).
Just added a message board to my site, check it out on the main page. Post whatever you wan't, spam it anything goes - except abuse towards your's truely.
Went to the international bike show at the NEC, Birmingham. I got to try thousands of pounds worth of bikes out for size, the models were ok too :)
Unexpected bad news, my Karate instructor Sensei Guy Keen stepped down as head instructor due to family ties. At the end of todays lesson he officially handed over the reigns to John Birch.
Night out in Burnley, I pulled a girl called Emma in The Works. I'm supposed to be going out with her in Burnley next week :)
I was supposed to be going out with Emma in Burnley but everyone was working so I couldn't go out. I wen't to Lizz's 18th Birthday party instead' it was fancy dress. After failing to look anything like Slash in my Afro and Dad's cowboy hat I decided to be Michael Jackson for the night giving me an excuse to screech and grab my crotch! Everybody got wasted and Russell's band played. I got together with a girl called Sue and did my famous cover version of Sweet Child O' Mine with Russels amp.
1st December 2002
I wen't to a Karate Seminar in Toxteth, Liverpool from the English Goju Ryu Karate Association with Guy, John and Wolfie. The standard was good but the style was slightly different as they do Okinawan Goju Ryu compared to our European style. I got a cut on my right eye when I absorbed a kick to the head in 'light sparring'.
Wen't out in Southport with Triss and Gilly. There was supposed to be aout 10 of us but everybody backed out. We hardly had any money ut it was student night and could get slashed on a budget. Triss' drink got spiked, he was out of it.
When we got out of the Taxi I stole a wheely bin. I pushed it down the pavement but it got too narrow and the bin went on the road. I t made too much noise so I pushed it up someones drive and onto their lawn then disapeared.
I turned up at the dojo for training as normal and ended up being handed a lesson plan and teaching my first lesson while the Black Belts were in a club meeting. Just call me Sensei Mark :)
What the hell has Daisy been posting on my Message Board? I couldn't escape the Goatse treatment for ever I suppose :(
What's going on at GNRX? People are getting banned and the Pussy Full Of Maggots forum was removed today. It all started yesterday when people started complaining about c2ya's choice of mod- Wildchild. Ah well people are moving to Iggy's Place so things should start to pick up again over there. Especially after I posted the Greatest thread ever written - Talking to myself there yesterday.
