The following bit of writing is made for amusement only. The characters belong to their owners, you know those gundam wing cartoonists. Just using the names for entertainment.
What is in a name
I dont play the sue me game
If it is me you want to blame
Remember I dont have money cus I'm lame.
This fic is stupid. It makes no sense. My friend and I wrote it
while eating.
Warnings um...well I don't know what to say about them. Sex seeing and Yaoi.
THE PEEK'IN WU
Markanovanlink: I am going to tell you a story of The Peek'in Wu. It all started...
Jen: Is this story long?
Markanovanlink: No! Shut up and let me finish it. Um, were was I?
Jen: It all started blah, blah, blah.
Markanovanlink: Do you want to hear it or not!
Jen: I guess.
Markanovanlink: The night air outside was cold, while a figure stood hidden infront of a bedroom window.
Jen: Whose window? Not mine I hope.
Markanovanlink: Can I finish the story now?
Jen: As long as it is not my window, I sleep naked.
Markanovanlink: Thanks, I really wanted to know that.
Jen: You're welcome.
Markanovanlink: The figure wore a thin white chinese style shirt accompanied by matching pants. Although he could see his breath, he wasn't the least bit cold. The sight that played infront of his almond shaped eyes saw to it. He rested his hand against a tree so he could get a better look at what he was seeing. He couldn't believe what he saw.
Jen: What was it? I wanna know.
Markanovanlink: Two of his fellow team mates were laying in the same bed together. This normally wouldn't be a problem if his team mates were each of the opposite sex.
Jen: Is this one of those Yaoi fics?
Markanovanlink: Trowa and Quatre were both boys.
Jen: I knew it.
Markanovanlink: But then again they could just be sleeping in the same bed. Good friends sleep in the same bed, right?
Jen: Yeah right.
Markanovanlink: He was about to let that be the answer to what he saw until Trowa kissed Quatre. Wufei's eyes almost fell out. Wufei thought his nose was about to overflow with the red sea.
Jen: The whole red sea?
Markanovanlink: When he got his composure back, he contined to look on. He didn't feel as disgusted as he thought he should, instead he felt a little aroused.
Jen: Oooohhh!
Markanovanlink: Wufei watched as Trowa removed all of Quatre's and his clothes. Wufei stared in amazement as he watched Trowa make out with Quatre. Wufei wondered what it was like to make out with a guy. When Quatre screamed out Trowa's name, Wufei almost fell beside the tree he was leaning against. "Is it really that good?" Wufei thought. Wufei stood up next to the tree and seemed to lean his body into it. He soon placed his hands...
Jen: Well this isn't an NC-17 fic so I guess you have to use your imagination.
Markanovanlink: CAN I finish now!
Jen: Okay I won't bother you again.
Markanovanlink: Before Wufei could...
Jen: Cum!!!!!!!
Markanovanlink: Do you want to finish the rest of this story?
Jen: Sure, Why not. Okay let me see. Oh yeah. After Wufei got himself all sticky, Duo, I love Duo, came behind him and slapped him on the back saying "Wu-man, what cha doing?" Wufei spun around and said nothing. Duo soon noticed the scene in the window because of Quatre's screams of bliss. Duo looked at Wufei while Wufei looked at Duo. Then they both were rolling in the grass. The end.
Markanovanlink: What! Is that how you are going to end this story?
Jen: Yeah, you're right. Heero joined Wufei and Duo. When they got cold they all went inside to join Quatre and Trowa. The end. How was that?
Markanovanlink: You're sick!
Jen: Thankyou.
Markanovanlink: If you thought this fic sucked please tell me.
Jen: If you loved it tell Markanovanlink to shove it.
Markanovanlink: What!!!!!!