It has been determined by the leadership of the loser club

That to be a loser one must (or must not):

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AND FIRST OFF I MUST SAY THAT TO BE A LOSER

YOU CAN NOT BY ANY MEANS BE A TRUE REAL LOSER!!!

1. the applying person can not have more then two permanent friends.

2. The applying person can not go out with friends on a regular basis. (ie. Every weekend night)

3. the applying person must be considered a loser by at least two people regularly in contact with the applicant

4. The applying person must have, in general, a crappy life

5. the applying person should be fairly obviously a loser

6. must have had one girlfriend/boyfriend at least once (including at present)

7. Must shower at least four times a week

8. guys have to cut their at some point

9. CAN NOT have absolutely no friends

10. must have figuratively no friends

11. losers must desperately want to start a band but can not for:

· lack of friends

· Lack of $ for an instrument

· Lack of talent

12. Losers generally have some family (bro, sis, parent) that absolutely drives them up a wall

13. Losers do not beg to be in this club

14. when walking down the hallway, there is more of a chance of not talking then talking; losers have no friends

15. losers make up their own languages and alphabets, but they forget them because they have no one to share them with

16. must change clothes every day!!!! No dirty people. Did I mention that you must shower four times a week at least.

17. this is not the chess club or the robotics club! No real losers admitted.

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