"Youre Gone" wake up youre gone dying to see somebody alone fall out im wrong can it be again my fault cant see youre gone bind yourself to anyone, cmon youre sweet im strong suddenly taste turns to salt cant stop her, cant stop her wake up youre gone dying to see somebody alone fall out im wrong can it be again my fault cant sing this song all the words just come out wrong too late youre gone working your way upto assault (chorus) (1st verse) (chorus) Copyright 2000 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "The Prophet" strapped to a chair and forced to listen to herself play yet another ecord sick now of yourself conflict of interest is the final round of the bout you ask and did receive she was thrown drunk out Chorus you learn to break in the waves to sail once more for tonight to preach, teach, wise and advise to our prophet, dont give up the fight dont give up the right never lose that sight take whatever they say with a pinch of salt always be a mystery but it aint your fault i is mucho tired right now and i have to take a flight adios amigo, it was swell bow out, loving stay tight Chorus Repeat 1st Verse Chorus this little light of mine im gonna make it shine this little light of mine im gonna make it shine this little light of mine im gonna make it shine let it shine let it shine let it shine (x3) Copyright 1997 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik/Traditional Gospel verse "Everyones Light" give yourself to others once every day speak their minds and always have their say i wake every afternoon, see the same crow we eat upthe energy, the crowd chants go knows right for wrong, has the wronged right hey  lady of the lake and everyones light same time everyday tears down my face you say its all better and thers no trace guys who are normal, girls who are way out stare at the screen "you dont have to shout" the sick peoples health and blinds sight hey lady of the lake and everyones light you soak up the rivals and leave them behind watch them anyway, youre better you find i sleep and dream one day becoming that cool live on stage, screen or sat on a stool be there for us and never give up he fight the candke burnt dry, everyones light we become sad and distraught, the credits roll but glad in the knowledge, you acheive a goal you have something special, created a life and now have become some lucky guys wife when it all goes dark you turn it up bright the candle burnt dry and everyones light Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Lovegrove" (music by Alys Uprichard) hearing all shit and sad broken dreams sick of life and scene of closest queens off comes yr yves saint and locks into braids but still hidden away in his pinstripes and plaids im uptight, yr slack and misunderstood i feel for you but i dont think i could where you came and wanted to scare down at lovegrove, we proved we dare Chorus Lets wander into Lovegrove where we rest and where we play Lets stagger back to Lovegrove its where we make love and where we stay Jump over the lines to the other side Across the temple where i had cried her calling card asked for you to play and salvation was only a whistlestop away we stand just accused sat in our court alarm bells are ringing in our ears they thought where no one shows they really care down at lovegrove, we proved we dare Chorus Soon you go and fly, eat sushi so sayonara you should see lovegrove, dont you know her you want to know her, i know she knows you i think she likes me but then again you too figure that theory and how you want to pray is it against your religion or will you stay where i found that your skin is so fair down at lovegrove you proved you dare Chorus End Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik. "Kat FM"  I wanna put on a record Wanna hear my song What is that She chokes on her drink Time to change it Beta Band I think I wanna put on a record Wanna change the tune Kylie and The Clash and Songs you would link Time to change it to Nick Cave I think Front Page Betty Paige Neon Light Hit the Night Harder Faster Turn me onto Kat FM Stay up all night and then hear it again Tune me into Kat FM I wanna hear a record One that fills the room Open us to a new sound Not so dark or light Time to change Captain Beefheart I think I wanna hear a record Anything or anyone One I would play Or sing in the mike Not that, Horace Silver I like Copyright 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Stay with me my Love" (melodic electric guitar) just let me help you take the pain away apply your burdens like linseed rape work out your anger all of your hate i thought you were in love and i felt the same let me into you i will try your pain So what is love? (stay with me my love) So what is love? (stay with me my love) Oh happy was the day which day? Oh every day I was with you (stay with me my love) heavens helped me i look into the sky your heart and soul and mine so tired up all night waiting so im a little wired i want the real thing no solitary word game let me into you i will try your pain End Copyright 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Fuck Xmas" (fast hardcore punk) Ill tell you now what i want you to do Ill tell you now cause i think were thru Im coming now to the end of my tether with all your jealousy it makes me blue Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class FUCK XMAR-SE We worked it out a million times on christmas eve you gave me lines on how you were out with the girls came home and admitted your crimes Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class FUCK XMAR-SE Now its Boxing day and im throwing you out Ive had enough i dont need to shout You told me all your escapades and about how the mascara fades Giive me your lies so ill break all our ties now heres my last present to you my middle finger and now were through So whats this youre telling me about Christmas morning you found when you woke and gave you no warning She gave you a hit and grabbed your dick and said about a chick she thinks you know now she thinks you been playing and you aint got no saying and me thinks its time to go Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class Fuck Xmas Fuck Xmas Stick it all the way up your ass and try it darling with a little class End Copyright 2003 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Softlad" (Lyrics: Farley/Larsen) one two three four softllad aint soft no more spent too much time with a diggy bore youre running from a family and im finding me a new identity my new friends give me new life keeping out of trouble and strife Chorus softlad, softlad he aint soft anymore softlad, softlad not picked on anymore teaching a waitress and then the rest starting to think southern life is the best true northern friends fuck up again wanting to hear you play new shit again couldnt say what a gibba lad fears making it alone im so bored to tears chorus softlad down south giving it all so confident i hope he dont fall which came first the seed or the plant went to college and pissed up my grant (what grant?) nobody will give softlad a chance hey dont care hes so big on romance whos soft? him or me? Stop to think occasionally walk outside and let off steam am i living in a northern dream? Chorus End Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "My Friend Jen" get me some pills get me some medicine wanna dance all night then all over again as the sun hits the sky as we rise with the sun its all about fun dancing down in the riviera jumping the gun to jive in bulgaria the little boogie down to jonny P Jens getting high shes getting frisky get me some drinks get me some asahi dress me up and down teachn me karate as i say where i may be as i like to hide i wanna get my kicks whoever may have lied my friend jen/she got agren/i thought about what it was/what it might have been/got a lecture in the ear made me wanna cry/said to forget about her/bite another piece of the pie/apple and cinnamon so sweet and so warm/i forgot how i lived and remembered i was born/was ita mistake that we made again/maybe it was me that has agren/its how it is now and how it was then/so my friend jens got agren Copyright 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Let me Cry" another day, another life wanting to nurse all yr strife please let me help you to cremate i do not want you to arrive late let me love you, let me cry if you dont want to tell me, i wont ask why i want to know, let your mind fly people are asking me questions i cant reply would you like to be together? i want to know you forever... i sit in a lit cornered dark room i pick fresh flowers to see them bloom ill sit and watch to glare until their petals mesmerize my glare let me hate this let me cry when youre ready to ask, i wont know why perhaps you could help me on my way no well thankyou anyway let me cry (fly...) visions subside me about our love as my soul is carried in the form of a dove hug my spirit and hold my hand ill be with you always and take your stand dont ever doubt me, ill always be with you welcome into my arms, anything i will try to i want to know, ill always be there for when you have a problem, i will care Copyright 1996 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Dear Mother" dear mother when on earth will you quit im sick and sicker of all this shit wanting such a uniform change does my well being seem all that strange? will you receive any messages? do you experience many images? i try to let you speak and learn dear mother, dont let me burn dont let me burn dont let me burn disobey and turn Fly so low and i will understand only to you will i lend a hand help me out to find the niches just to you he sits and preaches word reaches mom to what you did and that she knows where you hid i like to drink and no one can stop me had no common sense, we know that dont we? i am sorry and i wish it would reverse it could go wrong, you in the hearse free gift inside for your dedication assassinating the administration smell no flowers, i want a la carte dont send anyone i do not trust whats said on the card is falling apart im not in love, im just in lust Copyright 1994 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Gifted" she was gifted to a point where we were all joint, her hair was long and rooted, he was quiet with colour and his head was much fuller. the appearence was smart and suited, he had the gift which was given in many strange times she was the subject of her vested parents crimes Chorus sing out aloud, do it loud and proud shout all their names in earnest let the Lord see how you sound but let yours seem the furthest they were in love and cared how much things had fared ever since thet they were classed, given all avenues they had to fight, with all their might until each other could be passed, one could believe they wanted to be together. one could stand the strain forever. Chorus clown around, let you problems run scared what future brings, kids please take heart you caught a little breeze its him youve snared the point to it is who really needs to part? Chorus Copyright 1996 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Magic" when i was young i used to think that the stars were for wishing on and every hole upon a tree would hide a leprachaun. my parents used to say to me one day i would have to leave i just wont believe in magic, i wont believe Chorus I do believe in magic for loves the greatest magic i do believe in magic, i believe when i wanted to go out and play my parents used to say to me one day ill wake to find magics a childhoods dream but again things aint always what they seem id have to leave behind the clothes that will fit no more and eventually the toys i would have to ignore when i grew up i found out much to my surprise that magic did not fade away it took a new disguise a child, a smile, a friend that did not go away and magic is always with me everyday magic is the love that makes rainbow out of rain and magic is the love that stays for you to try and try again Chorus help me to find the magic and perform to search and find the leprachaun wish you were here, wish you were mine im missing you now, my magic sublime you need to know that its magic you must believe when you need a shoulder and good friends leave Chorus Copyright 1996 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Not your Type" im not big on any small commitments tell me as i catch my breath you say you already have a mate no cards in the post, maybe just late you dubbed one day in your life never want another junction in life paint your face like a clown and your hair  you let down did i mention youre not my type? i think you are wanting better im only used to the gentle touch i dont do macho trendsetter you shave hairs off your chest and on sundays you rest your church an absolute obsession we find you handcuffed in confession Chorus im not your type, you dont suit me see i dont care, that its not fair im not your type, i dont suit you cant learn to trust, must have a clue once more this year were singled out of africa, west asia aint no doubt wanted to give me pleasure and pain i heard you know the rules to the game now you think we should restart the race with lipstick on your collar and egg on your face again i find youre as sweet as sour cream every thought i think is a hypnotic dream. Chorus Copyright 1997 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Portslade Patty" portslade Patty brushes long brown hair portslade Patty flashed suspender in the air looking all smart and ten years older given a pant suit and book binded folder Chorus you call your helpers radio ball and chain dont drag my heels so leave me sane portslade patty has no time to sob portslade patty dances on the job must me quick girl check up our times show your talents and tinge of the wines Chorus portslade patty had given no reply portslade patty an emotional fry wanted to save but had to spend on knowledge she knew will never end Chorus portslade patty you wanna get it right portslade patty naked every night ruffle your feathers forced to your knees tied and teased and oven ready to please Chorus Portslade Patty Portslade Patty Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Commit Song" running ive no place to hide ticking time for us to be blue my coffee seems always to strong those gin drinkers dont have a clue dont do country or western dont do giving and taking try not to fall too far Chorus when you give its all you can forgotten about my masterplan hes not even near shes stood too far now not even close dont be full on was never good with my math am i so out of contention? that its been far too long id hate to divert your attention my stutter as i bear my soul stop me before im talking dumb want to consume until i exhale hopeless at the romantic sum Chorus i could never return to 88 i cried about "dont turn around" he had to say God Bless every night and wasnt up to it we found id play him a sport but screw over on the green with a nine iron driver my lifes down the bunker again so want to become a survivor Chorus Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Chastity Pariahah" when i look at you, you look at me back wondering why im hung out with that im dressed in the heels, the ones that can kill i see you looking, looking at me still judging me like you are somewhat higher i fell in love with no chastity pariahah i question your morals as im pouring wine i glance up and down the base of your spine lick a glazed white spirit from your flesh know what i gave you is the best went down a woke some kind of liar rolled over and found chastity pariahah youre not calling me wonder why did i leave too soon make you cry wondering now if you did  you no wrong or if it was total orgasmic song you and me just, youre just like a briar at last my life, chastity pariahah Copyright 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Now and Then" she tells me how i rock her world and how she wants to be all mine shed left him just a minute ago id tell you now id save you then dont lose yourself cant see you fall again i want to be your friend i want to be your brother before i meet my maker i wanna be your lover she tells me about the years ago i meant everything to her shed welcome me with open arms but then id close out to her im sorry now youd save me then dont lose yourself cant see you fall again i want to be your friend i want to be your brother before i meet my maker i wanna be your lover Copyright 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Sleighbells" Happy Christmas you lazy bastard Happy Christmas you lazy bastard You won't know where to catch us So Happy Christmas you lazy bastard Happy Christmas you fat bastard Happy Christmas you fat bastard you wont know how to catch us So Happy Christmas you fat bastard Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Can you hear those sleighbells ring? Can you hear those sleighbells ring? Can you hear those sleighbells ring? CAN YOU HEAR THOSE SLEIGHBELLS RING? Happy Christmas you bastard Happy Christmas you bastard You won't know how to catch and Happy Christmas you bastard Copyright 2003 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik
			"All I want for Christmas is for my girlfriend to bring home a Suicide Girl" I'm checking out the interviews On this site I come across I see supercool people But no Luther Vandross And when I'm done downloading I see my special friend The one I wake next to In her favourite lacy trend The girls have style The girls have grace The girls are naked The girls have taste Chorus So, all I want for Christmas Just one thing for Christmas is for my girlfriend to bring home A Suicide Girl Shocked and gasp the image But love how cool she looks Now I wonder about her secret And if she's into Elkie Brooks I'm proud of her stature I wanna take her hand It's a shame that she'll dump me For some guy in a band The girls have style The girls have grace The girls are naked The girls have taste So, all I want for Christmas Just one thing for Christmas Is for my girlfriend to bring home A Suicide Girl The girls have style The girls have taste The girls got my girl and the girls have taste So, all I want for Christmas Just one thing for Christmas Is for my girlfriend to bring home A Suicide Girl Oh so pierced, Oh so tattooed My girlfriend please bring home Your Suicide Girl Your Suicide Girl Suicide Girl Copyright 2005 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Festive Song" You can all kiss my Christmarse You can all kiss my Christmarse You can all kiss my Christmarse then Shave and buff it up You can all burn the miseltoe You can all burn the miseltoe You can all burn the miseltoe and get off it on the fumes Festive Arse Festive Arse You can all kiss the Festive Arse Festive Arse Festive Arse You can all kiss the Festive Arse You can all snort the mulled wine You can all snort the mulled wine You can all snort the mulled wine and get fucked off making it You can all kiss my Christmarse Tou can all kiss my Christmarse You can all kiss my Christmarse then shave and buff it up Chorus End Copyright 2003 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Falling in out of Love" i have not heard a voice in a while at least seen my long overdue smile ask the sultan to spend and come diamond necklaces, can you all get some rose petals float down from above falling in and out of love hungover in the morning i give you all my love i give you more of my love give me all your spare change i want to try my luck on the range with an arrow your heart i want to cross no bullseyes, to you am i a loss? rose petals float down from above falling in and out of love hung over in the morning i give you all my love i give you more of my love dont be afraid, what disease is this? to be with you to try and kiss let me into your soul to search like leaves falling from the country birch rose petals float down from above falling in and out of love.... (chorus) trust me, i never want us to part your touch brightens my dark black heart for you i shall bow and kneel yourself you try to reveal rose petals float down from above falling in and out of love on my hands and knees begging to hear your please 1995 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Song for You" i just want to start this short song for you it isnt that clever so what promted me too? you came into my life like a bolt out of the blue i stood there so shocked and you wouldve done too never imagine i would get it once let alone think youd look at me twice couldnt believe how i would feel and oh my god it was so nice as i stay up now most of the night halfway through this short song for you im hurt without you by me here we made love did you feel it too? my stomach burns like i cannot find the words to describe and i cant hide at the end of this i want to survive everlasting longing for you to confide everytime i think of you i imagine your eyes and what id do think id dive and not look down swum for my life try not to drown so you give me hope on what we will do near the end of this short song for you together where well be and what well do at the end of this short song for you 2003 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Miss Precious" always let down... but shown no frown youre always there... and we know you care we couldve fit in... but then there was sin damn, what a shame... no ones to blame curl up beside... yourself had tried only wanted the grail... you had to fail hope low and far... reach for your star hate pain sorrow and strife disappear, leave from this life be fair to yourself be fair to yourself you always need you if you loose that then youre forever blue stay true to your roots ill always be there just pick up, call, will try to care screwed up inside i have nothing to hide my hurt miss precious find me and confide a very good wine is hard to find but something else is on your mind never fear your friend is here to make sure a path is clear have a safe journey home watch out for me when i roam wished luck on your praise you are forgiven for always you blew me away... then you refuse to stay thanks for all the advice... i did ask twice you put up with a lot... and we never forgot want you to survive... and keep the hope alive its great to have known you, the pleasure was mine i must say goodbye to you, im all out of time with you i send all my true hearts love to you miss precious our voice from above. Copyright 1995 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Ode to Farewell" youve found your dreams in a land so afar youve searched the sky and followed your star float away and leave behind your soul when keeping a memory is my only goal this soon becomes no fun, you have to leave town to join the state circus and become a clown i hope the sun never blinds your eyes and i think its true the pig flies i wish you could turn and speech your sighs but i think i will always hate goodbyes sneer and growl as they call my name a bore your life, everyday is the same sing your song, can we play along cling to memory thats not so strong i pin my eyes open as i wait and hope my nervous body shivers as i no longer cope i hope the sun never blinds your eyes i wish the wins would find your tries i want your tears to find your cries and i think i will always hate goodbyes show me how to do your highland fling touch me by teaching me to sing corner me into how i feel catch the pain its here to steal i wish id taken pictures later that night but when you saw the lens, you put up a fight i wanted to see your song and dance but then we got caught up in the romance i forgot all cause, gave up and sold as it went to the press, the papers rolled i hope the sun never blinds your eyes i miss all your casual subtle whys i wish your prayers never become prys and i think i will never want goodbyes look for clues when you shout the blues then watch the class as i teach the schools if they fall out of line, keep them in tow seat them in a corner, yr hair in a bow just watch out for yourself dont get hurt or ill have to come lift you from the dirt i wish the waters would become wines i hope someone stops selling the lies and do you also hate goodbyes? how do you feel... how do you feel... thinking the thoughts that would never get said covering all the stories that would never get read trying all the fads you havent seen dead felt all the feelings that havent been fed show me the way... show me your highland fling Copyright 1996 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Speed Ramp" we each have our cross to bear theres no knowing about what may happen he didnt have the heart to tell her i dont know which way to turn his face was twisted with pain and you can never tell these days im speeding without stopping for breath i knew him by his voice and hes upto his old tricks again what seems to be the trouble who should it be but you you never thought id seduce you we had a hell of a time since you felt so strongly about it i feel as if there is nothing i can do Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "La Isla Bonita" (Remix) la la la la la la la decided we were down with friends like ross farls checks my monny and gets all the goss we wanna get some coffee and hear guitar strings hang all day but forget to say most things no more i love yous is what annie lennox said gave us sweet dreams but had nightmares instead my geez softs with gwen chasing gold she didnt want to speak or oi to the world were back with rach and joe watching ball games mark arrives with chandler talking old flames Chorus Tropical the island breeze All of nature wild and free This is where I long to be La isla bonita And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby la la la la la la la bryan played open air and ran our space like that summer before everyone had grace the year i looked for her to answer me my man took me aside and looked at me get back to class and the future wine to sip you wanna try the bakers then the little chip little boys with pianos and melody strums didnt you babysit that kid on the drums? not more RNB and platinum discs that aint our milestone, we take too many risks Chorus la la la la la la la three kids just growing up got it so together they went far too east and saw atrocities forever screamed about tough guys straight into a wall its far too old school for the prices on the stall feeling too much pain with piles of bones alices tolls due but love the way she moans stop breaking me down with bad local reviews look into it more, weve left you loads of clues feeling your angst we know you itch the crown but shit happens our way, anarchy brings you down Chrous la la la la la la la la la la la la la la  I I I I I want to be where the sun warms the sky When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by Beautiful faces, no cares in this world Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl Copyright 1997 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik//La Isla Bonita written by Madonna, Pat Leonard, and Bruce Gaitsch, from the 1986 album "true blue" "Hurt all the time" its arrival time for your impatient train you want to be loved and not left insane try and sleep in the bed you have made down the tunnel of life you cascade when you say we now have to part i had to ground myself back to the start never had known whatever to say put back in my pen to carry on and play Chorus So i guess this is it i think it did a bit it hurt all the time but then will be fine you must have an obsession with winning to dry clean your suit and keep on grinning i see the strewn rose bunches on the floor reminds me of all our times together more given an inch you snatched a ten mile high your eye catches mine as you stroke my thigh we sit there in a coma and you sound so clever talk about stuff, things and then again whatever Chorus i know what you think, knew what you said cant tell how i feel and im not that way fed how do you play and what is your sport? just as long as you are happy and never be bought i played my part and given my share cut all my losses and didnt even care i fall for you to prove you have no shame sorry mine is forever, am i not to blame Chorus Copyright 1997 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "No Rosie" stick this sorry pace of mine run straight into a wall having everyone id known tell me not to fall in love click click your nine inch heels through the streets all anone over the bridge is tonights call spot how much your over 6 stone Chorus cut the cord my friend its time to break free her eyes were narrow to the end seems like no rosie to me i hear pretty folk drink sprite and so you must sip coke the jam dropped our leash you tuned in and copped out said that our passions false and called the tortured one clueless ttuth was lifes a one hit wonder the end of the day its hopeless tonight everyones on the phone think theyre all engaged all chatting to someone else youre not included anymore were giddy with one drink helen thinks everythings coy opinion polls say you are trouble and im still her young boy Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Baby Fonzie" i was told that i didnt care i was told that i couldnt anymore sometimes you dont get a choice and just fall flat on the floor were all sat in my cell four walls are all the same shade im scared for you but proud for all the plans you have made Chorus as cool as your own baby fonzie youve surprised us once more livs got all the books out while were all keeping score do the planes keep to their flights? do they land anywhere near here? done your bit now move aside put up your socks and crack the beer sheep on your feet kangols on your back the light is green but we have to stay want to celebrate and sip buckfast until then it has to be this way Chorus I cant leave anymore mesages my fingers are worn past the skin maybe its that ringing in my ears or just the state you were in charm magic and lay capes for ladies youre a mother for that id always try showed me the basicsim kicking it live as i look you up and thank the sky Chorus End Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Weak for You" i miss you tonite, watch shows on holy wars and wake with tears streaming from my pores you let me sip from your glass of wine might be too sweet  but i know its fine Chorus i hope you can see im weak for you i hold myself back cannot pull through all lush all day, all night i stare ride to the top and forget my fare like the way you take and hold onto me addicted once more and somehow left be Chorus one more time seems too surreal hold my head on the hard concrete i kneel given a chance to lead me all your way catch your every breath and hear you say Chorus taps overflowing im weak for you our films showing im weak for you feel myself going im weak for you subtle breeze blowing im weak for you Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "The Trouble with us" no paypacket or picturing a boyfriend no replies to letters you never send no half packed lunch or empty matches no more luck in desperate card scratches lost expired licence or small loose change and the trouble with us seems so strange Chorus factual numbers and theory notes biting tense lip, your floor length coats its the trouble with us just the trouble with us no black taxis you never bother counting no credit statements you were dreading no longer waiting on results for tests no not that it matters if the jelly sets where i parked the car after nights out but the trouble with us is tonites bout Chorus no more numbers lost in ex directories no long late mornings after vasectomies no doctor kildares or kids presenters no lunch at night or nice preventers hidden away from view and all prying eyes then the trouble with us eventually dies Chorus End adapted from the verse "the trouble with us" by L.Morris Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Waiting for a Signal" bridges the gap measured in miles lengthly journey sorrow by smiles the prospect of a lonely heart as i see your eyes and seas part gulfed by adulation mirrored by admiration Chorus and youre reflecting on me... so here i stand alone and im waiting for a signal im wasted on a man who wants to think he can mens hearts are only realigned unless they prove to be so kind with a dark night solar eclipse or your lovers scent and hidden kiss recognise my recognition i bow to your submission Chorus watching an answer for questions posed incapable loving is what you supposed searching around my pedal stool for one thought darling adonis had gone our languages and screaming differencial orders beaming Chorus Im living for love adapted from the verse "untitled" by L.Morris Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "James Dean" i was born into the wasteland just south of what they call geordieland we hung out at the church and all seemed fine and to class just in the nick of time now i loved french cos i had mrs O it was always early that she let us go she always told me i was the apple of her eye the day i left school well it made her cry always there to stand up and fight i became james dean overnight da da da it was like james dean overnight so back in 97 and then in 98 meeting girls you know you love to hate i met this one in a local bar had a cute and sexy look from afar but she turned into a freak and made me feel kinda weak so my brother yeah he picked me up hey not to worry shes just a slut wow it nearly gave me a fright i became james dean overnight da da da it was like james dean overnight you were always there and kept me fair da da da james dean overnight da da da james dean overnight 2004 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Purple" its just another shade of blue proved to me you had no clue ran the business to the ground nothing left but a single pound now youve given them all the sack finally got that monkey off your back Chorus come on now, wear it proud make it loud pretending to be purple simple as it is or as it may seem now she wants to play the others team hardline proof is all i need you werent so much a tease just an open invitation for disease Chorus see my photos of sparks that fly i was so glad that you came by gave me solace for every day now all i care is about my pay yearn to spend every second with you and wonder how our love has grew Copyright 1998 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik "Punk Festive Bits" Good King Wenceslas last came out on the breasts of Jordan When she came and got them out Full and pert and even Brightly shone the moon that night though the arse was hairy but Jordan didn't mind at all which I thought was scary Frosty the Snowman was a big gay polar bear he searched all day for truffles that he wouldn't share Frosty the Snowman put a pit through his nose Went to see Rancid and threw out all his clothes 1 2 3 4 and God came out on Christmas Day I know exactly what he's say He'd say Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins Oi to the world and everybody wins Contains elements of traditional verse and an excerpt from "Oi to the World" by The Vandals Copyright 2003 Shaving Hairy Palms Musik