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10/28 - Guys who smell like fruit: So the other day I was in class and I got a wiff of a super sultry, seductive smell from behind me. I thought to myself, I bet this girl is really hot. So I played it off like I was looking at the clock and I turned around and the only person behind me was a guy. Not your standard guy, the type of guy where if they shaved more often, grew out their hair, became anemic and slapped on a dress, they would be actractive from a distance. After I almost vomitted, I thought to myself why any man would do that to themselves. It probably takes him longer to get ready to go to class in the morning then most girls on the weekends. Shit, he probably stays in friday night to start preparing himself to look nice for saturday. What the fuck is that? What has happened to our society where it is now socially accepted, and in some cases, approved, for a man to dress like a girl. I dont mean dress as in wear skirts but dress as in wearing clothes that are modeled on runways by heroin addicts who's sole purpose in life is fashion and drugs. If I had half the money these flamers spend on clothes and accersories, I would put it to good use. First, I would probably feed Somalia for a year. And its not just the clothes, its the makeup, fragrances, butt-plugs etc. Honestly, why would you do that? Below is a picture of my roommate from Georgia Tech's vanity mirror. Sorry to bring you out Andrew, but you are definately a fag: |
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If you look closely you can see an assortment of Mary Kay, Paul Mitchell and exotic fruity smells. As far as I am concerned this is not the dresser of a man. This is neither the dresser of a woman, but of some freak of nature who hides insecurities with personality, intelligence, masculinity, and penis size (?) behind a mask of fashion. I have decided to revel in my masculinity unlike some "men" in this world. So if the next time I see you and I smell like cigar smoke, sweat, dirt, and probably even deer blood, that I hunted down and killed with my bare, rugged hands, you'll understand. If you are confused in your sexuality, take the following link to a website that may help you out. In the mean time, keep on rocking the Abercrombie. |
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