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10/31 - Facebook/Eagles fans part 2: You knew it was bound to happen, you knew that the hatred for facebook would eventaully make its way to this site. You and all your internet friends have feared this moment. But first, I would like to add to my previous article about Eagles fans: You are idiots. Why dont you read some books about the NFL, watch some old game film, go to a training camp, anything that might help you understand the game of football. Please, I dont want to ever hear your idiotic attempts to discuss sports ever again. Your feeble tries to contemplate organized sports only make you look dumb. Back to facebook: remember the creepy kid in high school who had a girlfriend (probably just a catholic priest with a hard-on) in Alaska through chat rooms? You and your facebook account are one step above. I'm not going to rip on the girls for the facebook thing, because it is understandable. Anyone who plans their life around what time the next episode of the Real World comes on can be into whatever they want as long as it pulls them away from MTV for a few minutes. Plus the whole stalking thing becomes a little bit easier when its all organized and categorized for you. But if youre a guy on facebook, its time to reevaluate your sexuality there pal. Whats wrong with having friends in real life? Is it too hard to walk down the hall and meet someone that you didnt previously know? You cant just talk to your friends on the phone, on IM, or in person? Do you really need them to be listed, named, numbered and organized on a screen in front of you? To you get off everytime someone wants to be your friend? I just dont understand. Why dont you make more practical use of your time and take up a hobby, like making a website about everything you hate. If I offended you I'm sorry. Oh wait, no I'm not. |
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