1.) You will never see an Asian taking the stairs
2.) You will never see an Asian walking to class (without riding a bus most of the way)
3.) An Asian will never hold any door for you, no matter how convenient for them
Ok, now hear me out: I think Asians are great people, but this is just the way it is. They may be some hard working people but they are lazy as fuck when it comes to manual work I guess. Now, most people understand and except the first two truths but the third one is rarely known. But if you dont believe me, try it out for yourself. Tail an Asian around campus for a little while and see how many times they even acknowledge your presence behind them. They open the door barely wide enough to get through themselves then pull it shut. Now let me pose a hypothetical situation: lets say that one day, a group of Asians are hanging out in their room and cooking. Suddenly, they start a fire! The alarm starts sounding and everyone heads toward the door but they dont help each other out. In fact, since everyone has to open the door for themselves, it takes very long for them to all exit the room. Once out of the room, they make a dash for the elevator, ignoring all the safety signs, and ride down one story to the first floor. Then, they dash outside, again, each open the door everytime one needs to leave and head to the bus. They ride the bus to a safe distance from the Tower and exit. Maybe I am a jerk, but I guarantee that right now, an Asian somewhere is making fun of me.
