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12/2 - Natural Selection and pedestrians: So a lot of people have complained about the site not being updated. Im sorry I had a busy week and didnt have time to update, please forgive me for interupting you extremely important schedule of events. I know it was dissapointing to run home from class and see that your mentor and hero had failed to update your favorite website, but you are just going to have to get over it. After hearing my grandfather, who recieved the purple heart for his duty while landing on Omaha beach on D-Day, speak at Thanksgiving dinner, I wanted nothing more than to write about the evolution of war and power over the century but I knew if i did this I would have every dumbshit liberal who reads this crappy website pissed off. And honestly, I dont feel like wasting my time arguing something that these idiots have no comprehension of whatsoever more than the fact that they watched Fahrenheit 911. Yeah, Michael Moore is a great leader and idealist, if you own a bakery. The last thing he ever defended was a jelly donut, he has no right talking about anything to do with this country. So if you want to argue with me, get your best argument and we'll chat sometime. But in the meantime, swallow your left-wing pride like so many little semen and get over it. So I decided rather to write about something that everyone can enjoy: people getting hit by cars. You see, its not a very hard task to cross the street and not die, but some people seem to have trouble with the concept. I understand that pedestrians have the right of way most of the time but when there is a 3000 pound object barreling towards you with nothing but green in front of it, you should probably not attempt to walk in front of it. Im not sure why this happens, but it does. People seem to lose all regard for safety and just walk right in front of cars. Now usually, the person driving the car is a little more intelligent than the chimp crossing the street and brakes to prevent smashing them to oblivion. And everybody is happy, except for me. If you are stupid enough to walk in front of car, maybe they shouldnt slow down. Maybe, just maybe, they should speed up and do us all a favor. Mark, thats aweful, how can you say that? Natural selection, survival of the fittest, Darwinism, call it what you want, says that if you are not the best of your species, you should meet an untimely demise. Back in the day, if you were a monkey and you couldnt adapt to using tools or weapons, you would get eaten by a jaguar. Now we dont have to worry about jaguars, unless they are doing 90 down Cleveland Ave and you decide to walk across the street. If you cant evolve to meet society today, then you will perish. If you cant figure out when to walk across the street, maybe its better that the
Mac trucks stopping distance is 500 feet instead of 250. What good would you do to society if you arent intelligent enough to decide when to walk across a road? So long moron. |
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