Jons Bag of Old Hounds

I Love Spoondangles Because : Where would modern society be without the ability to spoondangle? Personaly I've heard reports that say kitten abuse has increased 20 fold since the curbing of Spoondangles. In a recent introspective, featuring Brian Foouseberry of Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes posed an interesting question in regard to Spoondangles ; “What’s for tea dear?”. In reply to which Watson saucily replied: “Quarter past 3 mitten”. In light of this peice of master deduction, Foousberry lopped off Holmes ring finger (but did not finger his ring) and procliaimed Watson the new master Detective, Chef and Lover. A study of Eminems lyrics by one “Carcass cork” Mike U.K., revelvealed that once ‘The real slimshady’ was played backwards it activly encouraged children, loveable little tykes, everywhere to cast down their spoondangles and choose the way of the dark side. Yoda has spoken out about this and revealed that his is indeed made of the white stuff and regularly engages in healthy Spoondanglage. British Port Authorites have this week claimed that after searching the airport they found a “plane load of nosy swags”. We cross now to our live chauffeur and all round bottom plop, Buck Links. Me : Buck, what are the port authorites saying about the nosy swags? Buck : They think it may be related to Nigela Lawsons introduction of Spoondangles in her shockingly perpendicular TV show. Me : Thanks Buck Buck : Stop calling me that. There you have it, from the horses mouth, plops are on the increase. Also it’s worth mentioning that hairy Ann Oakley, femanist silly billy goats gruff, eats pate straight from the packet. This is possibly related to a decrease in her spoondanglage and listening to Gareth Gates’ live toilet cam. In conclusion I think to make this a fair test I should have used more salt in experiment one because I used a spoondangle in experiment two Good Night God Bless

Jacko!

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