Marko's Cravvvvings
LANDMINE!
Hello and welcome to have i got shite for you.
Helloeeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooe (This must be shouted as loud as you can)
This year its christmas, now we all know this is a celebration of the birth of noddy holder but its also so much, its also so much, its also much more, no even more than that, a little to the left thats it.             
!Email Matri_x_uk@hotmail.com with answers to the question below!
2) i cant stand jam
c) point 2 was a joke
as i know you are all versed in the ways of schiliflendesdeenlargen plan im going to insert a feature called a cat and a dog, it works on a v simple basis :
Spout the odd one out!!!
oh jam, jam jam jam,goat, duck, jam all these words or sysnsnnsnonomous with the word jam and the second world war. the 2nd world war was started by a cat, and then when hitleeerer took over ne decided that the germamn flag needed more red to represent the jam that he was made out of , the jam of his country,THE JAM OF THE FATHERLAND!!!!!!! NIEN NIEN NIEN CAT WINKLE! *coughs* sorry yes wat was i saying oh yes captian pugwash if only he hadnt been taken off the air for drugs smuggling
i shall now display a diagram of the schifflen plan:
the diagram above shows how tuna is tinned in the far reaches of alaska and how cats really do have nine lives, ah the wonder of it all, the wonder of the ponder and the ponder is that i wonder what to ponder. Several dwarves came to my door last week and asked for a small donation for the rspbbsbcncspp so i gave them a jam sandwhich and they went off looking very happy little men. (they later came back and stole my welcome mmatt) the little F$%^£&%£&£^"£ "£$%"%^"$^"$%^"$ "$%^"%"£%"%"£%'s
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Will Smith
To help bryans charity help the midgets, we have sent a hamper of jam (often called a jamper) to bryans adamsis home in stoke. We know your in bryan so why not open the door! It ended up with the end and that was after the begginng happened .
We at worldofrandom are now boycotting bryan adams and and his face will no longer appear on this page.