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| Full Name: Oliver James Cupenheimer Date of Birth: January 16, 1980 Height: 3ft 10" Weight: 35kg (with pulp) Likes: Politics, Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, Yoko Kanno, Shrimp Crackers Dislikes: Juice Machines, Martha Stewart Oliver James Cupenhimer (known as OJ to his friends) was originally hired to fulfill the daunting task of being a distinctive, yet likable mascot for the website, the Omega Jumpstation. Although OJ is usually distinguished as an apathetic and indifferent character, at times his temper runs short and his attitude gets the better of him. OJ's quick-draw dry witty humour and strong sense of apathy fills an important identity void of the trio. ~~~~~~~~~~ Born behind an 80s Sony television and raised by its radioactive waves, this once ordinary cup of orange juice morphed into the mature, self-righteous being you see before you. OJ lived comfortably in his Miami home until he was Eight years old. Feeling empty, yet unconcerned, one day OJ set off to see and venture the world around him. In the late 80s, he left his abode fresh and unsoiled by humanity, but his arrogance of the world has scarred him forever; his experience in various working industries and negative encounters with society has jaded him and has made him irritated, bitter and pessimistic. In 1990, OJ made a decent living as a spokesperson for a new florida Orange Juice company. However, his life was shattered when the company went bankrupt the following year. Keen on dominating the world in some way, OJ entered the entertainment industry. With the world trying to obtain a new identity for the new decade, OJ tried to hit the music business on his own. His style was still lost in the 80s, and his songs, "Orange Man" and "Sweet little fruit" was not openly embraced by the current youth. Inspired by MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice, he tried to leave the pop genre and pursue funky rap. Almost instantly, he was a hit with "Papa OJ," which hit platinum within 3 weeks. Instead of saving up his hard earned cash, OJ spent it all trying to develop a new console that would dominate the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. However, his new songs couldnt live up to "Papa OJ", and he vanished from the music business as a one hit wonder. He left his $6 Million home in Hollywood and took refuge in Seattle. With nothing left, OJ turned to alcohol for his answers, for it was the one thing he could depend on. It wasn’t long until this alcoholic was exiled from his beloved bars and was forced to seek refuge in the working world. Time idled by, and the world leisurely approached the new millennium. In what seemed like a mundane AA meeting, was someone who would change his life forever. There in that cold, empty room, OJ met the Henrimeister, a young, perky yet pragmatic fellow who was on vacation, took a wrong turn, and instead of getting a coffee from StarBucks, wounded up in the AA meeting. They quickly started a conversation and soon discovered they shared the same ideas, beliefs and experiences. Feeling this newfound friendship had much potential, the Henrimeister offered OJ a position for his newly established personal website up in Vancouver, Canada. Without any thought, nor consideration, OJ briskly agreed. What OJ didn’t know was that even though he had a job, he wouldn’t actually be working until the following year. After countless synthesizes of the website, it soon picked up the pace and was now known as the Omega Jumpstation. Although the year seemed wasteful, his short time living with the Henrimeister helped boost his morale and refreshed his work ethic. The site started slowly, but after countless dedicated hours, its production and progress was astounding. Now with the site no longer under heavy construction, it needed a new gimmick. The Henrimeister became involved with his write-ups and animations. Feeling uncontributive, OJ suggested the making of a webcomic. Skeptical and hesitant, the Henrimeister agreed. Congruent to the starting of the site was the development of the newly considered, “OJStrips”; the comic started with a sole poorly constructed strip, but with devotion it quickly manifested. OJ's dream is to one day create and become the leader of a completely facist government (completely based on videogames, anime and shrimp crackers) cleverly disguised as a democracy. He has devised two ingenious plans which he has yet to work out; OJ's still undecided whether or not he should start low in Canada and subtly take over North America, or to sweep the United States and cause a chain reaction. Currently, OJ is in good health and is now the official mascot and the main “OJStrip” character of the Omega Jumpstation. His contract with the Omega Jumpstation is unsure to expire. As of now, he contently works alongside Cameron Zizadah, Laura Sephry and the Henrimeister. |
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